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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined March 2010
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Ronaldo finished in the Ballon d’Or top 6 in 4 of the 5 years he won it. Only once did he finish outside the top 6. Messi, meanwhile, finished in the top 6 in only 2 of the 8 years he won it. This should you tell you most of the Ballon d’ors Messi won was underserved.
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Gbammest Gbam I miss the Zode era of bbn 😭
One day we will have a real conversation about how Big Love and her lapdogs are part of the reason BBNaija lost it’s spark. They substituted fun with pure hatred and toxicity.
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And no that her Toluwanisings situation question she asked was not harmless, you and I know that, it wasn’t at all but goodluck to everyone involved
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One day y’all will accept that she’s a terrible, evil and dark minded human, and it’s not about ‘because they crowdfunded her’ or because of ‘gender wars’ she’s just actually a bad human, she has never has a good retort to any conversion she engages, always negative!
I don’t even hate her or speak badly about her, but some of her takes can be VERY annoying. “Pregnancy is not a dæth sentence.” “She remembers to call a missing person because they promised her a chair and didn’t deliver.” “Imagine saying a mother hates her child because she complains about the stress of motherhood.” “Crowdfunding has not turned your child’s old school to shabby.” If she start doing her 4am cooking vlogs I’m sure nobody will have issues with it at all.
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Big Brother naija? A gift that keeps giving they will always feed us, our benevolent housemates 😂😂😂🎉 there must be something going on #bbnaija
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TKWFKM || V1VJPN (1UP) TR6S52 - 100 odds edit
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Today's game PM2ASQ
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Omolomo she say she won’t be available 😭😂 125k to 40kn
If you can’t pay for makeup, won’t you rest? Is it by force?
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Blue tick people went from creating nonsense stories, now we are on fabricated WhatsApp chats
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Eagle 🦅
There’s nothing wrong with coming out every morning to see your husband’s grave sha. It should be comforting actually.
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Eye Adaba 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛
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Lastma uniform has to be one of the finest uniforms
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They said dark humor and people are angry 😂 it’s either you participate or not, there’s no in between with dark humor! Una dey select? So every other one is accepted except him? Smh 😂
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Odogwu Big 7 and Odogwu Berries e choke una 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you so much @whema for helping 🫶 Whema is the best guys 😘
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You did not lie, especially the hibiscus one 🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽
I will not trade these for gold. #4000 only
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Damage control 😂
Replying to @TouchlineX
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The official Ballon d'Or website has released similar articles for other candidates too. It's looking very unprofessional. — @Romain_Molina
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Omo BBN people this one pass iPhone 18 pro max o 😳😳
The process 🔥🔥🔥 God did and Cherries came through🥹❤️
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And you fit throw am for bath water during this Ninolowo 😭
My mother-in-law taught me this trick. 👇 Filling empty cans with water and place them in your freezer to freeze. It helps preserve your food for longer time when there’s no power supply. If your freezer is supposed to keep your food frozen for 4 days without electricity, doing this can help extend that period to a week or more. I share what I do, not what I hear. 😉
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