vivid dream that i was back in my sorority but from the outside it looked like my parents’ house with an attached barn. then my ex’s cousin came to destroy our plants and fight us with a rapier and i woke up kicking my three blankets
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ive always loved both nature and luxury. the two have never been at odds to me.
reminds me of the discourse on here a few years ago when crunchy right leaning woman were saying, i dont need diamonds, i just want a farm house on lots of land! and even then i was like…why not both?
introducing FindMyWifePhone™️ my latest shortcut squarely placed on the pareto frontier. there is no easier & cheaper way to find your wife's phone.
"honey, do you know where my phone is?"
the fuck I dont!
"can you call me?!"
she keeps her phone on silent.
so i made this shortcut to help.
trigger = i send her a text with !ping in it
action = hey phone sets a timer for 1s
timer always works, we like to keep our phones on silent + dnd and we dont use apple watches. so finding each other's phones used to be a challenge. we both have this set up in reverse, and its worked well.
bonus shortcut = button in home screen widget to send !ping to my wife
(we also have one called !awaken which disables silent, sets volume to max & disables do not disturb in case of emergency)
a gnarled old lady on the bus, bent under a bag as big as herself, surprisingly agile as she quickly steps off
Took a walk and stopped in my tracks - a hotel lobby so much like a dive bar (dreamlike, with a basement, in an alley, weird slats on the windows) i went to years ago with an ex. I don’t remember which one.
Cried again at mass 🤙
“In every circumstance and in all things I have learned the secret of being well fed and of going hungry,”
Rain so beautiful it made me want to paint again. Imagining:
- gessoing cardboard
- sketching the mountains
- tracing a brush through paint
Light, air, sound























