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michael

@whitecroptop

taylor swift told me i have nice legs

Joined September 2019
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do u guys believe in life after love
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Happy thirsty thursday everyone
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Happy friday
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I think i could find my next boyfriend at the gas station
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@mrmuslebuttMar 24
y’all like to joke about grown men playing pokemon but the truth is we have huge dicks
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I LOVE USA HOCKEY!!!
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Josh Allen is so beautiful
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Being gay is so hard because every boy is also named michael
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Accidentally sucked hot albanian cock on the tennis court
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the way my phone's blowing up and people are congratulating me as if i got engaged
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I stopped watching politics and started watching love island
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Goodnight chat
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I wish I had an arranged marriage, this shit sucks
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Why did no one ever tell me John Wilkes Booth was kinda hot
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there's so much beauty in this world and a lot of it is mid men in the midwest doing mundane tasks like pumping gas
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Just a reminder for the new year, I’m 6’3 with a big dick
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After careful self reflection this past year, I have decided to become more extreme in my political and religious beliefs for 2025
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someone randomly paid my parking ticket without telling me... thank you whoever you are
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Drinking raw milk with my boys after raw dogging my man... yeah that's a dream
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I wish I had a big mac and a twink rn maybe a glass of pinot grigio
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