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Andrew Catellier

@whlteXbread

I routinely fail Turing tests. aka @whlteXbread@xoxo.zone , @whltexbread.com

 Boulder, CO
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Joined February 2008
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rarely seen in nature. one lucky denver resident will the the proud owner of a bouncing baby UPS truck. cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1282/…
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on every other platform I can fix the typo in this toot/skeet/to the window to the wall
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tfw you upload a histogram to slack, feel like you beat a game on nightmare difficulty, crack open a cold one, jump up and down and hit your knee on your standing desk iykyk
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don’t sleep on the new billy woods album open.spotify.com/album/3VoX4…

Maps - Album by billy woods | Spotify

billy woods · album · 2023 · 17 songs

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one of these days i will finally learn my lesson: aws is incompatible with _
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i just named my earpods “ear hair” ama
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Housewarming gift. (@ Twist & Shout Records in Denver, CO) swarmapp.com/c/0kr3Mm9OuC4 – at Denver, CO
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I'm at Z Cycle in Denver, CO swarmapp.com/c/99H6vZ628Tf – at Denver, CO
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Just returned ethernet cables to the grocery store. (at @WholeFoods Market in Denver, CO) swarmapp.com/c/5qtBUjC1Ogk – at Denver, CO
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This one too :(
BikeIndex Colorado (@stolenbikesco) profile pictureBikeIndex Colorado@stolenbikesco6 Apr 2023
STOLEN - Black Trek in West bikeindex.org/bikes/1498289

Stolen Trek

Black Trek, serial: WTU074C1290B. Stolen: 2023-04-06, from: Denver, CO 80204, United States

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my bike was black and white, no red. 😓
BikeIndex Colorado (@stolenbikesco) profile pictureBikeIndex Colorado@stolenbikesco6 Apr 2023
STOLEN - White Giant Defy 1 in West bikeindex.org/bikes/1498271
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STOLEN - White Giant Defy 1 in West bikeindex.org/bikes/1498271
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my how the times have changed, now i'm the the fail whale
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can you imagine not understanding the concept of acting and then watching all paul giamatti movies in order
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remember netbooks lol
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me: i am being torn apart—i want to be free of this pain. i know what i have to do but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it. will you help me han solo: yes anything me: great, go through my sock drawer and trash the ones with holes in them. preferably when i’m not here
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me: i am being torn apart—i want to be free of this pain. i know what i have to do but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it. will you help me han solo: yes anything me: great, go through my sock drawer and trash the ones with holes in them. preferably when i’m not here
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🤔#MyTwitterAnniversary
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me, submitting an article to a journal: go big or go home. me, after getting the rejection letter: why not both?
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i made the ugliest thing you’ll see today. i figured out how to make shapes intersect in a fragment shader. cool, but i’m sorry. whltexbread.github.io/p5sket… #genuary2023 #genuary4
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