Coarse operator; out-of-context quoter. Welles-type Falstaff. Doomerism is abetment. Home cocktail guide: https://teapaw.org/t.co/AS6evmkhrA
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I look at my peers and I feel as though I’m falling behind, like I should have been through at least two divorces by now
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Management sim set during the Bronze Age collapse where you are a metals trader and increasingly have to pass off inferior grades of copper
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15 years of the inexplicable youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTO…
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I’m old, I don’t care anymore, and I don’t want to “set up” anything. For good and for ill, this place was a glorified IRC network. It ends with a whimper. Good night and good luck.
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I really hope Clarence Carter’s ‘Back Door Santa’ appearing on this place of business’s Christmas music playlist was the work of someone as waggish as myself and not just some oversight
Based on the TV shows and movies I saw growing up, I’m very disappointed I’m not currently playing a months-long game of chess by mail
Trying to put out The Secret vibes into the universe about how bad I need a Frinkiac, but for Archer
Break down a turkey as though fabricating a reeeeal big chicken, and make brown stock with the carcass beforehand. Day of, pan sear then roast on a half sheet at 425 to 140F in the breasts (not a typo) and 165F+ in the legs. You could even use the other oven rack while it cooks.
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It’s a tad risky. The temps come with all sorts of asterisks: butchery, cold chain, and carryover assumptions. It’s up to you. After all, the average American takes great risk getting behind the wheel every day. Don’t come calling if it goes poorly for you.
ALT Screenshot from the M*A*S*H episode where the camp gets food poisoning from bad turkeys.
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As the great cultural gristmill rehashes the ever more recent past I figure I’m going to be pulling things like this up more often as a basic sanity check.
ALT Wikipedia disambiguation box on the 2009 Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 page distinguishing it from the 2022 Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II reboot
Blearily staring at the automated pour over dingus in the coffee shop while waiting in line. That’s just drip coffee with extra steps
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Sure, Amtrak is slow and suffers from freight delays, but unlike being in an airplane cabin it doesn’t mess up your sense of taste or smell, so you can really savor the hot dogs.
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