serious about music. serious about food. serious about movies. serious about books. serious about dogs. serious about college fb. snarky about politics. gen x.

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Joined November 2010
This, and the latest Thomas Dollbaum album, and the fact that I know breakfast tacos are in my future
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Ole Miss is playing their 5th ranked team this weekend. No. 1* Miami has yet to play a ranked team.
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Watching civilians experience the Nathan Fielder experience for the first time is really something
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Seared amberjack, grilled corn, grits, and sweet peppers. Nice little basil oil on top.#whitepillars
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Ask Arch if he’s seen it
what the hell is happening
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#1 Miami has yet to play a ranked opponent. Ole Miss has beaten 3.
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He’s had this post saved since that first press conference
Records are made to be broken. But I take no pleasure in other people's pain.
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Do not try to out-country me unless you had two different conversations with two people named Raven and Crow who are completely unrelated to one another today.
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Who is he pointing at?
Trump: I travel with doctors. If people get sick in the audience, they leave them alone. You know what they call them? Collateral damage. If that person right over there, he looks like shit actually. He looks like he's ready to have a heart attack. If he did, my doctors would leave him alone.
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If you've ever spent any time in any criminal courtroom, you might rethink that uber eats/spark/doordash order
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Everyone is talking about Zuck’s reaction to Guinness but maybe he’s just reacting to the guy talking about his muse, Oiler, out there sourcing increasingly obscure teas.
Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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Did @3YearLetterman take over the Tubs account?
Happy Columbus Day! Despite the Socialist Democrats’ best efforts to cancel Christopher Columbus, we will always celebrate the founding of this great country.
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Do LSU fans ever get tired of the guy they are paying $13M to coach a 3-2 (1-2 against P4 teams) talking about his last job? Also: It's worth noting that he took three players from the Ole Miss locker room with him to Baton Rouge, but I'm sure that wasn't tampering.
Lane Kiffin got in a not-so-subtle troll of Ole Miss when asked about Austin Simmons: "Is that tampering if I talk about another player in college? "I don't know anymore. "Is there really tampering anyway? "Speaking of one of those two schools..."
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Oscar-winner, Ben Affleck, to you!
New scene from Ben Affleck's ANIMALS is causing CONTROVERSY
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Just posting that I love PAN’S LABYRINTH and especially love it on the big screen in the hopes that @RealGDTwill retweet me (but everything I said is true)
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Lane Kiffin is like a crazy hot chick who ruins everyone’s life. Nice job ignoring about eight thousand red flags, LSU. You deserve it.
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My daughters are in Nashville for Phoebe Bridgers. My MIL heard that the Ella Langley concert in Tulsa was cancelled due to a security issue. She called us to make sure her granddaughters were ok. I truly love her. Nobody guards the herd better.
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Should be the first line in the obit. Along with the pic of him and Ricky.
Man, I loved Ditka but I’ll never forgive him for not getting Walter Payton a TD in the ‘86 Super Bowl
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