Medieval monks drew this monster with total seriousness. Its only weapon was flaming poop. happy halloween 🎃
England bred a dog whose whole job was running in a wheel to turn the roast. On Sundays it doubled as a church foot warmer. A bishop said "wheel" mid-sermon and they bolted for the door.
A $999.99 iphone app that did nothing sold 8 copies. When the developer released a version that actually did something, people gave it bad reviews.
A payphone 12 miles from the nearest paved road became famous because strangers kept calling it. People camped out to answer. It got a memorial plaque. They removed the plaque too.
Britain designed a nuclear landmine that was kept warm by live chickens. It was originally called brown bunny.
An entomologist got stung by dozens of insects and reviewed every sting like a fine wine. By the end he was questioning his own project.
It's a slice of toast between two slices of bread. wikipedia gave it an infobox, a calorie count, and a comparison to modern art.
New Mexico's senate unanimously voted to make psychiatrists testify in a two-foot wizard hat, a fake beard and a wand. The bailiff also had to hit a gong.
Napoleon tried to cheat at chess three times. The guy hiding inside the chess robot flipped the board.



























