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3 Wild Rainbows

@wildrainbow2

mom to 3 rainbows and 6 angels. I'm totally winning at life, kinda.

 Alabama, USA
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Welcome to parenthood. You're a little person's bitch now.
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Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal1 Apr 2025
My kids bankrupted me in Monopoly and as I went to clear my piece from the board in shame my daughter ordered me to leave my fallen horse in place so they could “continue to celebrate my death.” So yeah, we take it seriously.
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meghan
@deloisivete1 Apr 2025
ok mom, so we're not going to break anything... -my 9yo, fully getting my attention
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Today was a hard day. Today my Good Butt Pants died. There was no saving them. 😭 RIP Good Butt Pants. I will miss you. I’m not sure I will ever find another pair that made my booty pop like you did. Please be patient with me during this difficult time.
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meghan
@deloisivete22 Dec 2024
7yo: who's that me: that's Jesus' mom Mary 7yo: oh yeah Mary Christmas me: 7yo: that's their last name
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meghan
@deloisivete23 Dec 2024
The real Christmas miracle is that I remembered to empty out the kids' lunch boxes today instead of in 2 weeks
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Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal14 Dec 2024
Have you ever gone hiking through the mountains for several days? When you finally arrive at your campsite and you drop the 40lb sack you’ve been carrying on your back, you feel reborn. You feel free again. Anyways, both of my kids are staying with their grandparents this week.
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meghan
@deloisivete15 Dec 2024
Couldn’t find our star, so the kids improvised instead
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Me: I've been working out every day. Bestie: How's that going? Me: Entering my Hot Girl Era is really hard. I hate it.
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Monday just Mondaying like no Monday ever did.
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😺Cat😺@CatHunterESPN2 Dec 2024
It’s that time of year when I give thanks that my son continues to have zero interest in elf on the shelf.
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meghan
@deloisivete1 Dec 2024
Told the kids that I used to watch Rudolph but on VHS tape and my 6yo asked if that was around the time Christmas was discovered
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I have giant toothpaste stain on my shirt thanks to my kids and didn't see it until I got to work in case you thought I had magically gotten my shit together over the holiday.
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🏆 THURSDAY CONTEST 🏆 This week's theme: THANKSGIVING Give us up to 3 😉🍗NEW🍗😉 tweets (written today) about THANKSGIVING. 😍 Open to all size accounts. Ends 10pm EDT
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Lady Lawya
@Parkerlawyer25 Nov 2024
The sheer arrogance exuding from me when I booked a red eye flight from Vegas to Atlanta landing at 6am this morning with the intention of working all day. Ha. Ha. Ha. Go to bed old lady. This is a young person’s game.
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French husband told me that this is “probably enough butter to make Thanksgiving dinner” and I think I am probably required by French law to report him to the nearest embassy
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Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissa25 Nov 2024
An apple crumble is just an apple pie that falls apart when it gets stressed out.
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEric26 Nov 2024
If you’re 25 please stop saying you’re tired. I have t-shirts older than you.
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Got told I look skinny today. I should be able to ride this high for next few months or so.
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Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal18 Nov 2024
My son just walked by this pillow, resting in the same spot it’s been in since the day he was born eight years ago, paused, and asked, “is that a relative?”
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Everyone has that one kid where you know, if kidnapped, they’d bring them right back.
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