@will_selecta

Yeah that's right

Joined March 2026
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Finding out my aunt’s increasing transphobia is directly fucking with her marriage
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Barackle Bomba if he wrote The Anti-Oedipus: uhhh let me be unclear
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Hi I’m a person driving a car! Let me just park in the bus lane and scroll on my phone for as long as I feel like it :) and if the bus comes? I don’t care <3 it’s all about me!
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Banger book... highly recommend
octopus/caveman@octopuscavemanOct 21
I remember a story from an abnormal psychology class where one state hospital had 3 guys who thought they were Jesus so they forced them to live together. At the end they all said the same thing about each other “They’re great guys but they’re mentally ill. I’m the real Jesus.”
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Went for an aimless walk and smoked a couple cigs and thought about society
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Sitting on the train and counting like 4 people staring insanely at my disability
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As I get older I realize that the extended singledom that I’ve enjoyed as a break from relentlessly pursuing fruitless relationships comes off as a personal failure to others despite my own feelings about it. Tteokbokki.
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Tweet I spent half an hour fine-tuning to perfection: 💬 0 🔁 1 ❤️ 4 Tweet I half-assedly typed out with one hand trotting across a busy four lane street while chugging a large iced coffee smoking a cig and blasting techno at an ear-splitting volume: 💬 56 🔁 482 ❤️ 44k
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They gave me an actual brain for free in utero, which I enjoy using
Major Glazer@John_BummitOct 21
So the people that are anti AI, do you like, not use AI at all??? Like not using it for generative art, and paying artists, I understand, but you're behinnnndddd if you refuse to touch it
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Someone out there has to get this joke. Where are all my London homies
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ADHD and general brain damage got me forgetting my sobriety date and the date I started HRT. Like yeah sometime in March I’m pretty sure. At least it happened. Swag
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Boo hoo the relationship I felt entitled to ended and now instead of facing reality I’m going to be a whiny pseudointellectual about it on the internet
oecolamp@oecolampOct 18
One thing I find so unconscionably awful is the normie idea of a "break-up." I can't imagine spending years loving a person and then saying "yeah, just pretend I never existed." If suicide is murdering the future, then a break-up is killing your past. It's a totally inhuman act.
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Monday again! Please enjoy my 10 personal commandments for life <3
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Bumper sticker that says "GAS STATION SALVIA SURVIVOR"
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Sun going down a little too early for my liking lately
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The time when I was one year on t and tried to buy cigs but forgot my ID and the guy at the counter thought I was underage and yelled at me to get the fuck out of his store
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I think everyone would just assume I finally saw the light and went dark for sanity purposes tbqh
Stri🌻@KasliesSharmaOct 15
If you disappeared from social media for 30 days, who would actually notice ?
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Everyone who disagrees with me is an idiot and a philistine and everyone who agrees with me is a faker who is trying to jack my swag
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