✍️ Composer 👐 Conductor - @HarmoniaSeattle 🎹 Musician 🌱 Vegan 🏙️ Urbanist - Substack: @toneprose
Seattle, WA
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Luxury is not going 0 to 60 under 2 seconds.
Luxury is walking to your grocery store under 15 minutes on a continuous sidewalk.
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Can we all please agree that the most frequent disruption in theatre audiences now is not mobile phones but people kicking over their pointless metal or plastic water baby-bottles? 4 times last night, in the row in front of me - "CLANK!" – at Lichfield, England
Will White retweeted
If the band members need to wear hearing protection. And the crew need to wear hearing protection. And the people in the crowd need to wear hearing protection. And the venue staff need to wear hearing protection. You see where I'm fucking going with this, yes?
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Does it bother anyone else that fridge is spelled with a "d" even though refrigerator isn't?
I'm no advocate for "frig" but the discrepancy still somehow upsets me!
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i love how spotify thinks the very last thing you'd ever want to do with a song is "view album"
Will White retweeted
your commuter rail runs every 90 minutes, doesn't run sundays, and stops at 9pm, and then the agency publishes a study concluding demand is low. yeah. i've also found that my oven bakes very few cakes when i don't turn it on.
Will White retweeted
You know what was great about Siskel & Ebert? They didn't spend half of every episode analyzing box office and pretending to be industry insiders. They just watched the movies and talked about their reactions.
I have been advocating for this for many years
Did you know Korea sells “one-a-day” banana packs?
Instead of every banana ripening at once, each one is at a different stage.
One is ready today.
The next one is ready tomorrow.
The last one is still spiritually in college, “experimenting.”
Simple. Genius. Solves the entire banana problem.
What do you think?
Would you prefer your bananas this way?
Will White retweeted
This will either win Cate a third Oscar or be a terrible gay camp classic, nothing in between
Will White retweeted
modern musical movies are bad because the filmmakers are embarrassed to be making musicals. musical movies are some of the greatest films of all time but they must be made with a respect for both the mediums of film and musical theater
Will White retweeted
It’s crazy that we don’t impose harsher punishments on people with license plate covers — they’re saying “the rules don’t apply to me.” Driving is a privilege, not a right, and if you don’t meticulously follow the law, it should be very easy to lose that privilege.
Will White retweeted
It's not a major issue but I'd like to see Congress take up copyright reform. 95 years is absurd. Anything produced prior to 1960 should be public domain.
Will White retweeted
as English speakers we have to sort out the 'had had' situation. it's frankly embarrassing to the language
