Will Reimer 🎙⚡️🌙

The "Pick up, Goddamn It!" phone call scene in every 90s/2000s thriller is the best part

Dear God. Thankyou for Dennis Farina in cop thrillers.

The worst thing about having an idea that "writes itself" is that the idea rarely "writes itself"

and starring Michael Madsen as Michael Madsen

Do you trust men who have cats?

Jeffrey Epstein sounding like Woody Allen was not on my 2026 bingo card

That moment of pride after you've convinced a computer that you're a human

Movies just don't have medallions as plot devices anymore

Sorry babe can't talk, i'm scrolling the comment section to see if anyone shares my contrarian opinion on the subject matter

Whenever I see someone mention "Hamnet"

Currently watching the new series "Malice", starring Jack Whitehall and David Duchovny. Jack Whitehall is a sadistic, two-faced British sociopath with nothing behind his eyes, who masquerades as a normal human being. He's also in the new series "Malice"

Bugonia! Easy top 5 of 2025. So much fun.

Music History Fun Fact: Joni Mitchell's "Both Sides Now" was written about a tumultuous day after eating a bad oyster in Providence, Rhode Island

Going on twitter is cool because I don't know whether to love or hate Selena Gomez today

currently writing a country song that also satirizes the beauty industry it's called "nip and truck"

TECH SUPPORT!

"Sloop John B" is the adult version of "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh".

Do you ever interact with a stranger in public and think like "yeah, I'm so fucking great at being a citizen"

Commenting "You seem so happy!" on friend's marriage photos