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72 inbound bus to Harvard on Huron Ave on the corner of Blakeslee is literally on fire. @MBTA this is literally becoming a safety issue and you need to do something besides charging people more.
itβs 2019 and i just accidentally called someone with my fitbit while my phone was in another room
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why are you hitting yourself
[pelts Jesus with another communion wafer]
why are you hitting yourself
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I honestly do feel for cis people who are truly striving to understand gender because once we're 100% sure they're cool we have to be like "alright. welcome to Level 4. forget half of what we told you before, we only did that cause we assumed you were stupid."
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it can be annoying as fuck sometimes, but nothing demonstrates that my cat is truly my child more than the unwavering optimism he greets each day that today is the day he'll get fed two hours earlier than scheduled.
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me when I have a crush and it's unreciprocated: AAAAAAAAA
me when I have a crush and it's totally reciprocated: AAAAAAAAA β at San Diego, CA
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we're* all** family*** here**** !
*you
**won't be
***ethically
****compensated












