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Alex Farron ✌🏻⚑️

@wisecrackingowl

Writer of adventures. Teacher. β€œThe deepest solace lies in understanding.” He/Him πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ“–πŸ¦‰πŸΉπŸ—‘πŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸ«

 Aberdeen, Scotland
Joined February 2020
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"I wanna live the stories I write See the whole world with my own eyes Take the unknown trail And hear the songs the night sings I wanna feel the flame when it burns Wanna feel the pain when it hurts Take the unknown trail And hear the songs the night sings"
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I shouldn’t have gotten the curry I just demolished but now I am fat *and* happy.
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So I graduated.
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I just can’t get the whole @THEMOCOLLINS /#FTWDSeason8 debacle. You are sorely missed and I can only hope Sarah is back in 8B. If not it’s a huge disservice to a very patient fanbase and a very talented actor.
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Post a picture of anyone you would prefer to run country than the tories….
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lucille mcghee 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (@luluphooey) profile picturelucille mcghee 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ@luluphooey23 Jun 2023
Post a picture of anyone you would prefer to run country than the tories….
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I don’t get it πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ
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Genuinely think #Wasteland is one of the *best* @dbaswe songs. The best, the lyrics, the tone. Absolutely hooked.
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Not to downplay @TDWLEOFFICIAL ! A new band to explore for me and a great colab for #Wasteland, I’m looking forward to listening to more of their work!!
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So I think this summer I might actually get to write some. Before my teaching career claims what little of my soul is left.
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Every time I replay #TombRaider2013 I forget how much that game beats the holy shit out of Lara Croft. Ouch!
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I just want to get my assignment done and my phone is like β€œNO! Delectable and dick!” Like I needed the distraction.
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Good. I’m sick of their little playhouse-monarchy. Get the lot of them to fuck.
Duncan2021 (@Duncan20212) profile pictureDuncan2021@Duncan2021214 Feb 2023
Scottish council rejects bank holiday for King's coronation thenational.scot/news/233192…
Scottish council rejects bank holiday for King's coronation

Scottish council rejects bank holiday for King's coronation

COUNCIL workers in Shetland will not be given a bank holiday on the Monday after the King’s coronation in May.

thenational.scot
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Must’ve muted about 100 people this week who just incessantly ask banal questions to keep their interactions up. Remember when people used to start fires for attention?
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Not that I’m seriously advocating pyromania but surely it would be more entertaining than β€œBeAcH oR FoReSt” or β€œWhAt iS yOur FavOUriTe KitchEN uTenSil” Fuck. Off.
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I don’t believe in β€œsiding” with politicians, I follow policies, but saying that I really want this tee. @NicolaSturgeon
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About sums up my stance on the conservatives. Never met a decent one. I’ll give you a clue to what they are: it rhymes with stunts.
Robert Lindsay (@RobertLindsay) profile pictureRobert Lindsay@RobertLindsay5 Jan 2023
Twas thinking it but couldn’t find the words
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I feel like I should make it somehow clearer to all the onlyfans bots that have followed me recently that they’re barking up the wrong tree. Although I am a fan of a good thick trunk.
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Mate: β€œLook after me tonight, mate, make sure I don’t get too drunk?” Me: β€œof course!” Me six hours and 11 pints later:
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This has brought me untold joy on an otherwise dreary, caul’, pisher ae a night.
Debs (@debstar1888) profile pictureDebs@debstar188810 Dec 2022
Take it we’re all French today?
Replying to @Channel4
@Channel4 @Hollyoaks PLEASE put me out of my misery and tell me the name of this song and the artist please?
And so begins my last ever week with my first ever class. #PGDE
Replying to @deafhavana
@deafhavana second year in a row at top song! Apparently I listened to β€œKids” 107 times in March πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 7 hours worth of one song in a month!
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