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Ash Moran

@wisemonkeyash

Hosed down, and wise (don't ask). I live by Paleo, Ruby, agile, TDD, DVORAK and black coffee. Shut the fuck up and read The Goal.

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Joined December 2012
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Snooze Alarm Dock For iPhone Lets You Get Your Beauty Sleep In Style cultm.ac/1miSYBr
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@timd They can go fuck themselves
@timd Anyone but fucking giffgaff
Italy can fuck right off. #eurovision
Which country eats the least cheese? They can have my second vote #eurovision
I'm voting for #dvorak #eurovision
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Wish my phone keyboard was Dvorak
Getting bored of systems thinking. Too mainstream.
The planet is 2/3rds covered in water, and this pizza is 2/3rds covered in meat yfrog.com/g0cdnzvj
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Current status yfrog.com/oee0yhzgj
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Fuck BBC News
mmm, pizza.
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joyce kim@joyce2 Apr 2013
In May 2010, a pizza was bought for 10,000 Bitcoins (worth $1.1M today). I hope it was delicious. bitcointalk.org/index.php?to…
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I was doing Paleo before the cavemen! Fucking hipsters. #paleo
FUCK YOU NATWEST! FUCK YOU GIFFGAFF! ARRRRGG!!!
Fucking giffgaff customer support is a joke. Have they not read the goal?
We love you all that much were throwing competitions with Free Cheese Friday and the Valentines Hamper give away! Just give us a RT!
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I wanted to learn some pagan rituals, so I bought a druid yourself book.
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Another year gone by, another year when you didn't read 'The Goal' - DID YOU!?
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