@witchesflight

he did a restraining order on me so i bought him a jeep grand cherokee to prove I loved him. daenerys tankie. it’s teddy.

 idaho / 30s / she/her
Joined July 2020
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longtime close personal friend who resides in city@geeequinn10 Mar 2017
Replying to @cheryltunts
where are you going teddy u in an old man mask putting on a cloak with a basket of raw meat: out
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samantha@okbutcanyoustop12h
why haven’t I seen more people talking about the scene where Nathan gets into his car and blasts Shine by Collective Soul so Liz and Billy could fuck
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Laura Robinson@LauraRbnsn11h
Okay, I saw You Can See Everything. And I'm about 95 percent convinced Elizabeth Holmes picks unpleasant, awful men to be her partners because she looks better and slightly victimized by comparison. Because I'm sorry - she's just *awful.*
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTV14h
okay what about this
chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVOct 24
you’ve seen nathan fielder but have you seen a field of nathans
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Replying to @witchesflight
When Seyfried and him start having a full blown argument at the dinner table at Nathan is just sitting there awkwardly like the +1 at a family event who doesn’t want to get involved in all the interpersonal conflicts
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hj@astrangepoetry9h
Replying to @witchesflight
when he's like "i could ruin everyone's lives" and nathan goes "everyone???????" 😭😭
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sam parker
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Worse than the dementia that makes you gay, he’s got the dementia that makes you a BARB
Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins17h
President Trump in Michigan: "By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss. Stand up. That's hard to miss."
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lmao when Billy says “I haven’t had sex in 900 days, unless you count Pamela Handerson” and Nathan is like ummm excuse me????
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Just gauche like good job to Elizabeth Holmes for finding the only person more insufferable than she is
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When u have a beautiful home where u r the most spoiled baby alive and yet you Yearn for Outside
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soul nate@MNateShyamalanOct 18
ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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Also when Elizabeth Holmes mentioned a husky…. Am I right that there was an article once that she had a husky dog who just shit on the floors of the office and she never cleaned it
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Im a fool to do your dirty work
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NOT MY MOM COMING OUT OF YCSE FEELING BAD FOR ELIZABETH HOLMES
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EVERYONE BE NICE TO MY MOMMY SHES A NICE LADY
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Uncle Junior’s letter to Dick Cheney abt “accidental gunfire”
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No matter, Maurence.@abs_sweetmarie13h
It’s so insane poop flavored yogurt was episode one.
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Ginny offering John a cig to have a few more minutes with him GODDDDDDD
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ً@lucrezia21h
“you're exactly what i pictured [for tanselle]” — grrm to tanzyn crawford
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In s6 whenever they mention Adriana……..
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“Have you heard from Ade lately” what if I end it
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We’re on Stage 5 and brother…. 🥺🥺🥺
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When Johnny can’t even hug his wife and daughter 😭😭😭
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