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🇬🇧 he/him 30 in splatoon retirement home Elevate | Elongate | Inkxiety Elevated | Socials https://teapaw.org/t.co/QpQk1x0vId

United Kingdom
Joined January 2013
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I hate wordle ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩
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If i Get one more voicemail where it's just the sound of my mum's handbag I'm going to lose it
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In case friends from overseas are not aware. We currently have a 'joke' candidate called Count Binface that has a slight chance of winning the Clacton local election. If he does win that STILL won't be as insane as Trump being president.
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This is my office setup while the weather is so nice – at Studland, England
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opening twitter lately be like ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ ⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ – at Studland, England
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME – at Corfe Castle, England
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I've never been more mad to be winning – at Corfe Castle, England
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I knew we had it in us. Shame we waited until we were going home already – at Corfe Castle, England
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You football conspiracy theorists aren't thinking big enough. It's not Fifa rigging tournaments it's the people who programmed the simulation we live in duh
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Today's wordle was a bastard it's barely even a word 😭 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Well done boys!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Glad I stayed up. What a game so far!!
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If the game goes to extra time I'm fucked
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nerf bubble self heal already
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it's been 6 years @riotgames even splatoon has figured ts out
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Every sentence that gymskin utters is pure gold
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Life pretty shit rn but I'm feeling loved and that's all that matters :) Even the council gave me a card 😆
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I love prx. They go from maybe we get 2-0ed to smurfing at the flick of a switch
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Finally someone has used my real name on a birthday card! Only took 30 years
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Bonus points for being 3 days early too
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