@wjmcmath

Gamedev/Trial Lawyer. VR Producer. VR Content Creator, Crazy Kung Fu. Asst. Producer, Samurai SlaughterHouse.

 Albany, California
youtube.com/c/SamuraiLawyerVR
Joined April 2008
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so long and thanks for all the fish. I got back on Twitter to find a PS5, stayed to link up with the VR community and now must leave to protest what this place has become See you guys anywhere but here. – at Albany, CA
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.@elonmusk could learn from @JimGaffigan, who is funnier, without ever being mean; than Elon is mean, without ever being funny
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"so I'm having a pint, minding me own business "and the next thing I know, Keith's your brother, Patty's your mother-in-law, "me ex-wife has keyed me lorry; how's that for a fine how-do-you-do?"
Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️@wjmcmath24 Jul 2023
"Patty's your mother-in-law" sounds like the British antonym of "Bob's your uncle"
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reading the Miranda ruling v. reading subsequent case law – at Redwood City, CA
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"Patty's your mother-in-law" sounds like the British antonym of "Bob's your uncle" – at Albany, CA
AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝
@ask_aubry23 Jul 2023
Can you imagine having Patty as your mother in law?
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the comments are big mad with "who is this for? who wants this?" me, motherf*cker it's for me sitcho ass down – at Albany, CA
Star Trek
@StarTrek22 Jul 2023
Prepare for the musical event of the season! ✨ #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrekSDCC

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds 'Subspace Rhapsody' Trailer - SDCC

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my dad held pigeons for *thirty years* before this was invented they fired him and he couldn't find work ppl are so insensitive
Kelly Turnbull@Coelasquid22 Jul 2023
So as it turns out the pigeon holder is actually an extremely safe an efficient way to hold a pigeon still long enough to give it medicine
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any of my followers cool with this? reveal yourselves – at Albany, CA
Ammar Moussa@ammarmufasa22 Jul 2023
WATCH >> Ron DeSantis defends new curriculum that will teach children how slaves *benefited* from slavery. "They're probably going to show some of the folks that eventually parlayed, you know, being a blacksmith into, into doing things later in life."
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good thing this guy couldn't find the Math Stone – at Albany, CA
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you have to wonder what other duds they were considering, for "web of web" to ultimately prevail – at El Cerrito, CA
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shout-out to anyone who ever played Drugwar or Snake on one of these
Andy🕹❤️RetroGaming@LoveRetroBTW20 Jul 2023
Who remembers "Drug Wars" and other graphic calculator games?
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but ... but there *is* a way to quantify crime. it's called the Uniform Crime Reports. and some person's "belief" is not data regarding the number or percentage of crimes that go unreported
Henry K. Lee@henrykleeKTVU20 Jul 2023
This Nissan was left stripped and abandoned at Joaquin Miller Park in the Oakland hills. “There is no way to quantify just how bad crime has become, and I believe that many hills residents have simply given up reporting property crimes to @oaklandpoliceca,” resident tells @KTVU
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Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ retweeted
Walkabout Mini Golf@WalkaboutMG20 Jul 2023
Laser Lair blows up in 2 hours, and to face this great evil first are our launch day streamers! This is your chance to take a look without the risk of laser burn. Support our amazing content creators to celebrate our newest course! #walkaboutminigolf #vr #gaming #streamers
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is it just me? Or, is "The Harvest" exactly the type of lazy plot twist #SheHulk lampooned in their finale? #SecretInvasion – at Albany, CA
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I'm *always* excited for a new @WalkaboutMG course! However, today is a little extra *squee;* as I will play it for the first time with my friends at #TheVRChatChannel *AND* @Mighty_Coconut CEO Lucas Martell! Catch it at 2PM PDT!
Jason Livon (TheLivonator)@TheLivonator20 Jul 2023
Join us today at 2pm PDT as we play through the new @WalkaboutMG course Laser Lair with @Mighty_Coconut CEO Lucas Martell! Catch it here: youtube.com/@TheVRChatChanne… Can you outsmart the lasers and figure out the @gameofkittens tricky puzzle? 😺⛳️ #VR #DEVChats #TheVRChatchannel
Join us today at 2pm PDT as we play through the new @WalkaboutMG course Laser Lair with @Mighty_Coconut CEO Lucas Martell! Catch it here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheVRChatChannel Can you outsmart the lasers and figure out the @gameofkittens tricky puzzle? 😺⛳️ #VR #DEVChats #TheVRChatchannel Picture describing the the playthrough with Lucas Martell, joined by The Livonator, JennaSaisQuoi, MamaMonkey, and Friends

ALT Join us today at 2pm PDT as we play through the new @WalkaboutMG course Laser Lair with @Mighty_Coconut CEO Lucas Martell! Catch it here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheVRChatChannel Can you outsmart the lasers and figure out the @gameofkittens tricky puzzle? 😺⛳️ #VR #DEVChats #TheVRChatchannel Picture describing the the playthrough with Lucas Martell, joined by The Livonator, JennaSaisQuoi, MamaMonkey, and Friends

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Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ retweeted
Jason Livon (TheLivonator)@TheLivonator20 Jul 2023
Join us today at 2pm PDT as we play through the new @WalkaboutMG course Laser Lair with @Mighty_Coconut CEO Lucas Martell! Catch it here: youtube.com/@TheVRChatChanne… Can you outsmart the lasers and figure out the @gameofkittens tricky puzzle? 😺⛳️ #VR #DEVChats #TheVRChatchannel
Join us today at 2pm PDT as we play through the new @WalkaboutMG course Laser Lair with @Mighty_Coconut CEO Lucas Martell! Catch it here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheVRChatChannel Can you outsmart the lasers and figure out the @gameofkittens tricky puzzle? 😺⛳️ #VR #DEVChats #TheVRChatchannel Picture describing the the playthrough with Lucas Martell, joined by The Livonator, JennaSaisQuoi, MamaMonkey, and Friends

ALT Join us today at 2pm PDT as we play through the new @WalkaboutMG course Laser Lair with @Mighty_Coconut CEO Lucas Martell! Catch it here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheVRChatChannel Can you outsmart the lasers and figure out the @gameofkittens tricky puzzle? 😺⛳️ #VR #DEVChats #TheVRChatchannel Picture describing the the playthrough with Lucas Martell, joined by The Livonator, JennaSaisQuoi, MamaMonkey, and Friends

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today in "unforced errors"
tawnya benavides bhattacharya@tbhattacharya20 Jul 2023
NBC Tree-gate Update:
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you've read 100 Years of Solitude now here's 100 Years of "Nobody Wants to Work Anymore"
Paul Fairie@paulisci19 Jul 2023
The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵
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Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️ retweeted
J.S. Park 박준@jsparkblog19 Jul 2023
I’ve been a hospital chaplain now for eight years at hundreds of deathbeds. I want to tell you something I’ve witnessed. Most people, at the end, realize they’ve spent a lot of their life hiding. Sometimes by choice, or because they could not safely choose to be themselves. ➡️
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