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n8@wkeyholderJun 3

how do i tell women at the bar that i don’t want to fuck i just want to be their boyfriend for 2 hours, make out and go home

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Whiskey Tickle@WhiskeyTickle1h

Replying to @realBJP

How do we go from this awesome celebration to everyone lightly shaking hands.

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nicole@cocteautweets40m

kiss ur local commie

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n8@wkeyholder42m

bus driver just threw his hazards on and ran into walgreens? didn’t even ask us if we wanted anything 0/10.

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☽☾ 🇫🇷🇧🇷 RIP margaret hamilton@Crisis_Director10h

imagine a total stranger turning your fight against cancer into some sexist gender war nonsense xeet

pixi 🧚🏽‍♀️@pixi_eatsalot18h

this is so cute but what man would do this for a woman

Image from pixi 🧚🏽‍♀️ (@pixi_eatsalot)

Image from pixi 🧚🏽‍♀️ (@pixi_eatsalot)

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n8@wkeyholder9h

i get so enriched and knowledgeable off that veritasium youtube

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n8@wkeyholder11h

recording yourself booing someone is so… weird? learn to hate with real passion.

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@FLDadReborn21h

The comedic timing in this clip is incredible.

Danny Vietti@DannyViettiOct 28

Every sports argument ever. “Bullshit. Look it up.” *searches Google Reaction:

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n8@wkeyholder12h

almost sent a reel to a 9 person group chat and somehow hit undo fast enough to stop it. #thatsbaseball

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Jimbo “El Matador” Gallagher@JimboG6215h

just guys being dudes

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chud bastard@chudbastard18h

Hey yall here’s 4 screenshots of the most insipid uneventful Hinge chat of all time. Shouldn’t this person im talking to kill themselves?

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n8@wkeyholder13h

I know Miz gum bland as fuck right now

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RGT@CyGasser17h

The line "I don't care if I ever get back" in "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" is one of the greatest lies in songwriting history. I would prefer if I came back to the ballpark eventually, actually.

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n8@wkeyholder13h

taking a dab for every run scored this game 🫡 #1 down the hatch

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Beautiful AB & piece of hitting from Caminero. Seems unhampered by the leg injury from last night #WorldSeries

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cheyenne@cheyeyeyeyey20h

This manipulative ass post LMFAOOO

Nyx@voidpires21h

Replying to @voidpires

Sorry your BPD friend in crisis made you feel icky. Sorry they’re in crisis so often. I’m sorry it’s sooooo burdensome to YOU. BPD is a disorder so severe there are places that recommend assisted suicide as the only treatment. Suck it up.

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n8@wkeyholder15h

like this for beer & redzone at the abode

n8@wkeyholder15h

finally home god bless

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oh okay

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n8@wkeyholder14h

i want to double it actually

sliving2025@slivlaughloveOct 28

Men only want one thing and that thing is stealing the light from your eyes

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@stephanicciOct 27

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@therealkimjOct 27

not every unpleasant interaction is narcissistic abuse sometimes somebody just doesn’t fucking like you

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n8@wkeyholder15h

holy shit write that down

did i cook or nah

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