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Replying to @what_fish @wombleweb
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Replying to @what_fish @wombleweb
😂 still got evidence of your finest hour here What Fish? However weirdly stalkerish that makes me - I thought, there's a shoal I could be part of 🤗🐟🐠🐡
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“If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Replying to @SecularScarlet
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[pearly gates]
ST. PETER: So, tell me a bit about yourself
STEVE MILLER: Well, I'm a picker…
ST. PETER: Ok
STEVE MILLER: I'm a grinner…
ST. PETER: Go on
STEVE MILLER: I'm a lover…
ST. PETER: Anything else?
STEVE MILLER: Uh…
ST. PETER: Yes?
STEVE MILLER: No that's it
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Come on Ireland. You can do it. #ItsTime to #Repealthe8th. #VoteYes #TogetherForYes #YesIreland #hometovote #hometovoteyes
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I have 1000 Mars bars in my fridge and my mate has 1 in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person. This is how celeb charity appeals work.
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Fascinating story, and also yet another illustration of how biological diversity can be of very specific value to us. Who’d have imagined that the Madagascar Periwinkle would hold the key to a new cancer treatment. teapaw.org/rogerhighfield/status/…
Plant scientists have taken last steps in a 60-year quest to unravel the complex chemistry of Madagascar periwinkle in an advance that opens up the potential for rapid synthesis of cancer-fighting compounds eurekalert.org/pub_releases/…
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Someone told me that my tweets are gold but the joke’s on them because they’re actually iron pyrite.
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Today:
- cakes
- swan eating contest
- heretic burning
- sexy dance moves with my shirt off
- vengeance
- more vengeance
- feel really good about vengeance
- bacon
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Replying to @SamirGahlaut
You're asking an atheist if gods can only be male? Imaginary beings can be whatever gender you imagine them to be.
Their bullshit only has male gods. You want a medal cause your bullshit also has female gods?
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I’m a 42 year old grown ass man wearing a Star Trek costume and pointing my phaser around making pew pew noises on a Friday night ask me anything






















