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EMOTIONAL: LeBron James posts video listening to Ceremony (Version 1) - New Order on his Instagram story
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🚨BREAKING🚨
Matt Yglesias: Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh?
Mehdi Hasan: Uh-
Matt Yglesias: I put the pussy in a sarcophagus
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me to my annoying coworker: yeah you think so? no shit sherlock
me under my breath to the boss: yeah obviously sherlock
me coming home to my beautiful wife: i love you sherlock















