You make me feel like a bug who’s lived a full life

Michigan, USA
Joined July 2015
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Cutting my family off cause I won McDonalds monopoly
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Pregaming a trip to the pharmacy
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Cutting my family off cause I won McDonalds monopoly
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To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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EMOTIONAL: LeBron James posts video listening to Ceremony (Version 1) - New Order on his Instagram story
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Imma lay you down … then I’m gonna play portal 2 !!
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What I learned in goated school is
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Lemme rock your world you beautiful son of a bitch
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How tall are you ? (Drop your emoji)
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🚨BREAKING🚨 Matt Yglesias: Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh? Mehdi Hasan: Uh- Matt Yglesias: I put the pussy in a sarcophagus
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Make yourself retarded with weed all day Friday
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me to my annoying coworker: yeah you think so? no shit sherlock me under my breath to the boss: yeah obviously sherlock me coming home to my beautiful wife: i love you sherlock
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Kidz bop If i beat that pudding up is you gon tell on me
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