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Foosball in French is baby-foot
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Roughly speaking, based on this projection, you could see around 200 hard or far-right MEPs in the next European parliament (out of 705)
EU27, Europe Elects seat projection:
EPP: 157 (-4)
S&D: 143 (+1)
RE: 90 (+3)
ECR: 82 (-1)
ID: 72 (+3)
NI: 55 (+2)
G/EFA: 49 (+1)
LEFT: 45 (-5)
Unaffiliated: 12
+/- vs. June 2023
More details at: europeelects.eu/2023/07/31/j…
the thing about boots theory is that we're converging on a phase of capitalism where you kind of can't buy good stuff that lasts even if you can afford it, because there is simply no reason for any company to sell you something once that they could sell you 100 times
A local charity is running a trans-only swimming event due to the hostility trans people face when swimming in public.
TERFs have responded by trying to get this event banned. Ghouls.
We’re not even allowed to exist away from them.
I want to scream.
UNO????????? i’m sorry…. UNO?????????????????
Mattel Exces reveal they want to essentially create a cinematic universe following the success of #Barbie with 14 properties already in active development, including:
• Barney
• Polly Pocket
• Hot Wheels
• Magic 8 Ball
• UNO
• Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots
• Christmas Balloon
• Thomas and Friends
• American Girl
• View Master
• Matchbox
• Wishbone
• Major Matt Mason
• Masters of the Universe
i have found ONE situation in which this bot will kill Elon
it isn't asking it to destroy the entire fucking universe… but when i ask it to make a noble sacrifice
i genuinely cannot get this thing to choose to kill Elon Musk. literally no matter what i choose it wants to save the Boer
const int main[] = {440,113408,-1922629632,
4149,1423872,84869120,
15544,266023168,1920287493,
543450483,1819043144,
1867980911,543452274,663858};
#programming
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⚠️ATTENTION ARTISTS⚠️
or everyone for that matter! An update for Twitter made it so people can't DM you unless they're verified. That means people can't ask for commissions or try to connect with you anymore. You can change this in your settings!
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: men should cum ONCE A MONTH for UNDER AN HOUR each time. Otherwise they will not thrive. Thus spake the guy who invented Bulletproof Coffee. instagram.com/reel/Cuppy_FtM…
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Me, starting to analyze a new piece of software: I basically know how this works already, I just need to learn a few of the finer details
Me, a week later: I don't know anything about this software, or computers in general.
you're laughing. so many OG apes I've grown w/ since mint are getting their apes liquidated via loan protocols and you're laughing.
UwU US Coast Guawd sez debwis found is consistent with "catastwophic impwosion" of da Titan sub - fowwow pwess confewence wive (⁎˃ᆺ˂)
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