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Just a lowly federal employee, obviously a waste of tax dollars, who tries to do everything as inefficiently as possible. All jokes and unofficial opinions.

Washington DC
Joined November 2024
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If I were a one issue voter this goround, it's the Epstien files. I don't care about parties, release that shit and burn it to the ground.
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I think what's missing is a hero billionaire. My movie upbringing says we're supposed to have a hero, but all I see are villains. Maybe @mcuban couod do it, not sure if he's interested.
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🚨BREAKING: President Trump has backed out of his October 16 deposition in his own $10 BILLION defamation lawsuit against the BBC, citing “matters of national importance,” prompting the broadcaster to ask a federal judge to compel his testimony. Think about that.
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My takeaway from keeping terrible candidates like Ken Paxton and Mike Rogers and not ending the war before the mid-terms is that the President isn't worried because he plans to rig the elections. Easy peasy.
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Bush ~$30M/yr ($240M total/8 yrs), Obama ~$19M/yr ($150M/8), Trump1 ~$50M/yr ($200M/4), all 2026$. Trump2 exceeds $100M in ~1.7 yrs so far (~$60M+/yr pace), incomplete data.
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The Internet keeps winning 😂😂😂
These are the four best Kash memes I could find.
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I’m crying
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The congress work schedule is the BEST work schedule. I used to want to work at a bank for their hours, congress is like FUCK IT.
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Is it popular to say fuck the Patriots yet?
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Im starting to think someone needs to perform a welfare check on Kash Patels animals....
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A child attempting to rescue an aid worker is killed by an Israel. His name was Mohammed Al-Zeinati. This is Zionism.
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What a fucking joke.
“Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.” While the formal mission of DOGE has come to an end, the mission to eliminate waste, fraud, and abuse will continue. Good stewardship of taxpayer dollars and accountable government are not temporary initiatives. We hope those principles endure long into America’s next 250 years. It has been our greatest honor to serve the American people. Happy 4th! 🇺🇸
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The comments tell the tale lol
BREAKING: President Trump says oil prices will drop and gas prices will fall to $2 per gallon once the US "wins the war with Iran."
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How it started: we're working everyday How it's going: we're going home early
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With the release of Fable 5.1 today, my limits appear to have been reset. My usual reset is tomorrow morning and it appears that's still the case. So, I have to use one week's credits in one afternoon? Challenge accepted.
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Opus 5 is too slow for me to maximize
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On the House floor tonight, I read the names of several Epstein coconspirators who should be investigated and prosecuted. I also began collecting 218 signatures for the discharge petition to force a vote on Epstein Files Transparency Act II.
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