Cranjis McBasketball

getting high and staring at the midterm map swirling wine in a glass while squinting and nodding like my master plan just came to fruition

WOKE 3.0 SHARIA LAW THE KIRKENING 2 HAMAS ON THE BALLOT AND TWELVE MILLION YEARS OF HARD LABOR FOR ALL DISSENTERS

It's a white goy summer

Ain't got no change brotha

shoutout dank and the doge

fighting with my gf adding "kappapenis" to all my sarcastic statements so she is aware they are sarcastic like it's a tone indicator

I remember back when Kai and I were good buds and he made me laugh so hard I chortled and I told him he should start live streaming lol @KaiCenat

just prefaced an email to my professor, whose name is Pedro, with "Hi Pedo!"

fortnite squads with the holy Trinity or 30 minutes with Michelle Obama

local Bushwick store owner stuns as new salvaged denim matcha hits the market hard

12 hours later and this is verified world record by over 16 seconds ggs

I'm like the lil b of twitter #TYBG

TikTok Legend "Teriyaki Papi" has returned to drop a short film after his 4 year hiatus

one in a million is insulting frankly, I'm closer to one in eight billion

ill admit this is a stretch given its hard to single out the exact low tune in the music video but i genuinely do hear the semblance between 25:48 and the song. possible schizoposting tho. also this guy is NOT JHIN. hes the same enforcer we see take loris' place in ep9

anyways back to your regularly scheduled schizoposting

almost 100 followers and i think maybe 10 of them are real people shit is crazy