Please god this needs to happen
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…
Went to the park to ball up on this beautiful day and there’s just a bald dude in a sleeveless shirt slowly walking the perimeter of the court staring at his phone. He’ll probably stab me to death guess I’m going somewhere else
DistroCuck didn't put my album on streaming bc AI flagged one of my songs for being a copy of this gay guy jazz song, Im so sure Dawg
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Honest self-evaluation at work: “I come here and doom scroll for 7 hours a day and sleep during lunch. Please fire me”
I should have gotten a pork roll egg n cheese before work #FuckGodDamnit
I can hear you shitting lawyer-man. Lots and lots of toilet paper. The squeak of the roller. Death comes for us all
I really underestimated how much of lazy fuck u can be in an office job and not get fired. The sloth of man sickens me







