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I miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee

Twitter was made for people who talk to themselves

Idk how to flirt but I’ll ruin my sleep schedule for you

what substance do i have to abuse to enjoy living

I'm the 1% of this generation, that have not watched game of thrones

they need to bring back laptops with dvd players

I wish the blocked button killed people

What’s that one album with absolutely no skips

the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging any contact info

I don't appreciate late night calls anymore. go to bed we are adults

Twitter is basically just an ethical way to read someone else's diary

A moment of silence to those who lost NNN on the first day

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The way I stare at the ceiling when someone's typing their password cause I refuse to look like a thief 😭

There's a kind of crashout that starts with hysterical laughter

I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes

Apple Music should be free for iPhone users

Doom scrolling started with atlas back in primary school

arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 53 minutes

are u on twitter bc you’re mentally ill or are u mentally ill bc you’re on twitter

You just wanted an excuse to quote this image