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Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
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Someone discovered a new Amazon AI feature that summarizes what it knows about you and I am crying of laughter
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i have been haunted by the king's ransom at the mars cheese castle in kenosha for years, i'm considering making a special trip just to enjoy it again
fuck a lover have yall ever missed a sandwich so much that it haunts you
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they don't know about the smash getting into college or that coach changed michael b jordan's life 😭
It just occurred to me that if all these people haven’t seen Friday Night Lights that they don’t even know about Tim Riggins. They don’t KNOW
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i would pay up to 1.99USD for such an app
An app called “Managed Decline” but it’s for middle aged people to log what foods they can no longer eat after certain times and what quantities they can eat before feeling The Consequences
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to be fair he also did that with top gun
99% of the cast of tombstone: it will be fun to make an old fashioned western about american legends : ) val kilmer:
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i'd say this is getting out of hand but i do enjoy every single one and watch every single one
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weird al and the pope should team up to save us from AI
Weird Al Yankovic pulled out of a commercial on which he was making a "nice pile of money" after discovering it was for AI. “I’m not going to mention any names, but they told me it was for a business. It was business software that would increase productivity. I said, ‘Oh well, yeah, sure, I could do that.’ And then a week before we’re supposed to shoot it, I find out this is AI. And I thought, ‘Oh no, I can’t be the poster boy for AI, forget it.’ So I felt bad about kind of pulling out at the last minute. But yeah, I’m not down with that.” variety.com/2026/biz/news/we…
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me as the admin for a global commercial airline at the fifth busiest hub in the world telling leadership they can't do that in california from an HR standpoint but go right on ahead
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it's like i'm just gonna like every single HBide tweet from now unto perpetuity probably
Replying to @SoundDobad
I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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just got to LAX and there are 2 young guys playing hacky sack??? not everything from the 90s needs to come back
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"Do you want war? Go fight in one. Stand with me at the funeral of these beautiful lives, shredded and cut short so that your political masters are appeased."
I’m going to be blunt. I’d like to talk about some of the very stupid things that people are saying right now If you’re not catholic, I’m not talking to you. I’m talking to people who say they are Catholic. Let’s start with the talking point about the pope sitting behind walls. Have you been to the Vatican? These “high walls” that were built in the fourth century leave an opening about a half a mile wide so that anyone and everyone can simply walk in anytime. Look at an image of Saint Peter Square you’ll see exactly what I mean. What the heck are you guys talking about with high walls? Would you like them to tear down a fourth century wall so that you think their politics might be more defendable? Would you like a pope that runs about shouting “cry havoc and let’s slip the dogs of war!” is that the pope you want? What mighty army would he summon? How did our invasion of Iraq in the Afghanistan go? How many corpses do we need to pile up until everyone understands that war is a horror. Statistically, more than 99% of the people screaming for war will never be affected by it. Maybe The Pope should call for a crusade? I’m sure all 27 Americans who replied to it would make a huge difference. Your political masters .2 about eight posts to see how bad the pope is. You believe them. He’s given a ton of speeches about Islamic violence, he’s done everything in his speaking power to encourage people toward peace. But your political masters told you different and you followed like good acolytes. Most of our Protestant brothers and sisters love us, Catholics. But the Huxter‘s and the insecure don’t. I’m watching Catholics repeat the talking points of anti-Catholic madman and acting like they have a geopolitical sense greater than that of a man in charge of a world wide institution with 1.3 billion members. Pardon my intensity, but I am very sick of Americans being more formed by right wing and left-wing political commentators then they are by the spirit of the living God. Do you want war? Go fight in one. Stand with me at the funeral of these beautiful lives, shredded and cut short so that your political masters are appeased.
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wasn't aware of the academy's game 😭🫡
You don’t know the life of a showgirl, babe… but Nomi sure did. Film: SHOWGIRLS (1995)
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my family in iowa told me they call the adult stores "porn in the corn"
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i hate corporate level teams meetings. i don't WANT to leverage these tools for success, please leave me and my spreadsheets in peace
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i largely agree but would like to enter into evidence one other example:
the only time entertainment nailed the female gaze is when david corenswet went full dimples in superman, and the lady behind me audibly gasped
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a man just walked into my office to ask me to do something for him (that's his job), paused, then said with furrowed brow, "you look tired." i can fire him, right
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