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When Wit Hits The Fan

@wwhtf

Internationally competitive punner in NYC. Let’s hope twitter can handle me.

 New York, NY
Joined March 2022
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I couldn’t come up with a joke about crime so I’ve been sent to prison. I’m sure I’ll think of a pun before I finish my sentence.
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Publishing a thrilling book on DIY orthodontia. Brace Yourself!
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Let me get your number! "Sure! It's length times width-" Length times width? "Yeah, that's my area code."
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Will you be attending their funeral? “I’m not sure…do you know if it’s open casket?” Remains to the seen.
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I swear she’s innocent! Mona Lisa was framed!
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Do you know what really gets my goat?Kidnapping. 🐐🐐🐐
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Me hitting on protesting @UAW7902 members: You look rather striking. Solidarity with #StrikeonTNS
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“Give me a ring”: a casual way to ask someone to call you OR an aggressive way to ask someone to propose.
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Where can you read about the Hudson’s high tide today? The famous paper The New York Tides. You know what else they print? Current events.
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What size shirt does a newsboy wear? An EXTRA! EXTRA! large.
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Which subway lines are the chilliest? The AC.
Sorry your first time was so short, Miley
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Looking for some radio #PUNDERDOME action on Mon 3/7? 39-Time 'Dome Champ @jgwz puns it up on St. Louis's @kmoxnews at 11:20AM EST on @charliekmox when he takes Challengers Patricia Sweet and @emmamilleractor in "CAN YOU BEAT A 'DOME CHAMP?"! Listen Live: audacy.com/kmox
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Chris Mihill@MihillChris7 Mar 2022
If you like puns you do not want to miss the @Punderdome3000 showdown between some of the fastest punsters in the west. @charliekmox & @AmyMarxkors @emmamilleractor (Link good for 24hrs) go.audacy.com/2BvRDOh8cob

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#PUNDERDOME on 5/4 at @littlefieldnyc! Top Dome Champs competing in the TOURNAMENT OF PUN CHAMPIONS: @jgwz (39 Winners' Circles) @nikolaivanyo (20) @ThinkIsaac (11) @spiersays (6) @emmamilleractor (1) @a_ditk (1)! Human Clap-O-Meter. Gonna get loud. eventbrite.com/e/punderdome-…

PUNDERDOME®: NYC’s LIVE Comedy PUN Compuntition!

Hosted by Fred Firestone, with ‘Dome Champs: Jerzy Gwiazdowski, Nikolai Vanyo, Isaac Klein, Ally Spier, Max Parke, and Emma Miller

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Orville Redenbacher was in the military before making popcorn. His rank? Kernel.
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When my gravy is too runny, I add plot. Because the plot thickens.
Working from home from the couch today and sofa so good.
On a lazy Sunday, I just want one thing and that’s sabbath.
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My maiden pun tweet! No worries, I won’t be posting other first traps.
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