🚨Fair warning to you all🚨 Today is the Yankees first Spring Training game of the year. That means that from now until the end of October I will be tweeting about the Yankees NONSTOP. Dozens of tweets every day. It will be insufferable. If you don't like that please unfollow or mute me. I won't take it personally, but just know I will not be catering my tweets to you.

Almost It’s A Wonderful Life season.

ITS A CHALKTOBER MIRACLE!!!! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE MUSH MUSHED CHALKTOBER!!!

RIP CHALKTOBER 🪦😔 (10/1/26-10/26/26)

This is genuinely the most insane inning I've ever witnessed.

FINALLY Sal Frelick can slice a ball past Chandler Simpson 😂

Not a bad inning.

This is as perfect a postseason and ring as the 2026 Knicks

These Brewers man.... they're insane

This has been about as good of a 0-0 game thru 2 innings as you could have

Oh my God Chandler Simpson

Someone build a trade for the Yankees to acquire Otto Lopez

We're gonna need a big 2027 from Angel Chivilli

Find me any home run in the history of baseball off a more difficult pitch.

Sal Frelick man so inspirational

I needed this 🙂‍↕️

Lost so much today I can’t even stomach watching SNF. Gonna watch Wedding Crashers and eat Chinese food instead.

Lost my entire net worth on the Matthew Golden ladder. Fuck you Matthew Golden. Fuck you Jordan Love. Fuck you Matt LeFleur.

GO DOWN CULTURE 🤬🤬🤬🤬 fuck you Gibbs