o sea que siempre vamos a rockear
Apparently people with ADHD are about 30% behind in developmental maturity. According to my doc, if you're 40, you feel 28 and view yourself around that age. 🫠 This explains SO much. Your intelligence and IQ aren’t worse, you just are younger internally upstairs. I asked google. It said yup. I asked AI. It lol'd and said yup. So... never growing up I guess.
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instalar drivers para winmodem en mi primer computadora para poder conectarme a Internet, tenía como 14 o 15 años. tuve que usar diskettes. eran tiempos salvajes.
in my experience Astra is the most proactive model. which isn’t exactly great because it tends to drift into fixing stupid things that don’t matter much. Astra is a great planner but a bad implementer.
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>"So basically the entire Internet runs on PHP and today they found some critical secu-"
>"Honey, please shut the fuck up."
🚨 CRITICAL: GitLab flaw (CVSS 10.0) affects 12 years of releases.
CVE-2026-110264 could allow unauthenticated remote code execution on self-managed servers.
Read - thehackernews.com/2026/10/cr…
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Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
no way this wasn’t intentional
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the good thing about the eMudhra CA private key mess is that we can finally use https on localhost
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when i have really dumb questions i'll ask chatgpt or gemini because i don't want claude to think i'm stupid
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A casino installed a smart fish tank in the lobby.
Beautiful thing. Automated feeding. Temperature control. Remote monitoring.
Connected to the internet. Obviously.
Hackers found it.
Exploited it.
Downloaded the high-roller database.
10 gigabytes.
Sent it to Finland.
Using audio and video protocols so it looked like normal streaming traffic.
The fish tank sat in the lobby maintaining water chemistry while stealing credit card numbers.
The casino isolated the fish tank on its own VPN.
Separate network. Segregated. Off limits to everything.
Hackers didn't care. Broke through the isolation anyway.
Once inside the fish tank's system. They pivoted to the main network.
Quietly pulled data. Methodically.
10 gigabytes over time so nobody noticed.
Nobody monitors fish tank outbound traffic.
Why would they.
It's a fish tank.
When Darktrace finally investigated they saw it immediately.
The fish tank sending massive amounts of data to an external IP.
Using protocols designed for audio. Not data.
Clear exfiltration.
The only device in the entire casino that ever communicated with that Finland server.
A fish tank.
Not a computer. Not compromised credentials. Not a malware-laden email.
A networked aquarium.
The lesson everyone learned: IoT devices are security theater.
You can secure them. Lock them down. Isolate them.
They're still connected to something. Still vulnerable to something.
And something will find them.
Even if that something is just checking if a fish tank is running the default password.
