hannah chea (谢慧宁)

🐴🔥 DONG DONG QIANG 💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐴🔥 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE FIRE HORSE 🐴🔥 and you know what that means, you qipao VIXENS 😋👩👀 It’s time to gallop into your AHGONG👴👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵’s hearts with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊 and your most shameless sweet-talk in PERFECT Mandarin 😌✨ Because this year we’re doing SPEED, CONFIDENCE, and “mǎ dào chéng gōng” energy, baby 🐴💨💥 Keep your nails fresh 💅, your smile dangerous 😈, and your pockets ready to lasso the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🧧💰🉐 Like, clip-clop straight to the red packet table and act innocent while you loot politely 😇🐴 Get your ssssecret 💕 love notes ready for your 大哥’s spicy 红包 aura 😩🔥 (respectfully) and don’t forget to flirt-charm your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂🧑 with peak “I miss you sooo much” acting 🎭🥺 Snack like a menace on BAKKWA 🥓✨ and summon BIG HORSE HONGBAO BLESSINGS 🐴👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your MOST FEROCIOUS STABLE-RAIDING HOTMESS FRIENDS 🙊💰 and manifest a WILD LION DANCE 🐲💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ replies, your bakkwa will taste like disappointment 😭😭 If you get 4⃣-7⃣, your 年年有🐴 becomes 年年有🧧🧧🧧 and your aunties start calling you “very capable” 😩✨ If you get 8⃣+ back, you’ll be neighing HUAT AH all year ♨♨🈵🈵‼