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rva
Joined November 2008
Amazing! This Millennial Woman Still Gets Her Meep On The Old Fashioned Way
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making this terrible chinese timothee chalamet hua hua birthday card reignited something in my spirit
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you guys remember when i used to make things. do art and stuff. probably not.
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rust cohle but he’s female rasputin retweeted
For those of you who prefer a ballad x Angel Of My Dreams - S.A.D. Version (Slow. Angelic. Dramatic.) jade.me/AOMD_SADTW 🥀
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rust cohle but he’s female rasputin retweeted
soggy
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from an outside perspective it probably seems like every week i’m going to another doctor who thinks i have turbo cancer. this is because every week i am going to another specialist who thinks i have turbo cancer. it’s somehow even less fun to experience than it is to hear about
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i also messed up scheduling really bad so i’m having 200 doctors appointments all at once.
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if i start a go fund me to find out if there’s something in my brain mind your business
soooooo turns out i was worrying for nothing because ain’t no way in hell i can afford that 🤡
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rust cohle but he’s female rasputin retweeted
Lead us not in to penn station
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soooooo turns out i was worrying for nothing because ain’t no way in hell i can afford that 🤡
i have to have a Brain MRI which i guess means taking out my septum for the first time since i got it almost 5 years ago and I’m Scared can anyone make me feel better about it
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i need a clone. or maybe 2. crazy that doing the job of 3 people might actually need 3 people
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rust cohle but he’s female rasputin retweeted
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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i have to have a Brain MRI which i guess means taking out my septum for the first time since i got it almost 5 years ago and I’m Scared can anyone make me feel better about it
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im honestly more scared of trying to remove my piercing hehe
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They’ll make anything except Nuka Victory again because they hate me specifically
Happy Fallout Day, Vault Dwellers! You searched the warehouses, reported your sightings, and welcomed Nuka-Cola™ Quartz, Nuka-Cola™ Cranberry, and Nuka-Cola™ Quantum into your vaults. Today, we’re raising a bottle to you. Thanks for coming along for the adventure!
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rust cohle but he’s female rasputin retweeted
I love it when a pop star isn’t afraid to be a POP STAR. like this is some serious pop perfection. Need you all to tap in to Jade because ‘That’s Showbiz, Baby!’ is truly one of the all time great pop albums.
yall are thirsty over Angel of My Dreams but missing the real masterpiece here Ladies and Gentlemen Fuck You for now, Miss JADE
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i need a rich and mysterious benefactor to pay for me to take all the art classes i want and never have to work. you get all the things i make
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i’m losing my mind and it’s the only thing that will cure me. they kind of do this in convents right
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i am moving to california to paint icons and embroider
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