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Math is for blockers. cEDH Legacy CanLander and Cube enjoyer. If you’re here looking for pronouns it’s because you’re mad that you got owned online.

Chicago, IL
Joined February 2024
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I love being right
You couldn’t possibly concoct a sentence that makes me want to play a format less than “the community makes the ban list”
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[F4A] You Are So Fucking Bad At Standard It’s Embarassing [Lifegain Degradation] [I'm Your Spotlight Opponent] [Dimir Midrange Speaker] [Countermagic] [Missed Triggers] [On The Play] [Wincon denial]
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"It isn't woke because I kind of like it"
Scott Snyder is a Democrat who doesn’t like Trump, but “Absolute Batman” is not a woke book. Rolling Stone’s argument that this book is “progressive” is based on the fact that instead of Batman’s parents being killed in a mugging (a kind of crime right-wingers are concerned about), his father was killed in a random mass shooting at the zoo (a kind of crime left-wingers are concerned about). Otherwise, writer Scott Snyder has said that he intentionally keeps overt political theming out of the book to keep it welcoming to as large an audience as possible. I have a pretty sharp sense of woke, and I don’t like it, and I have a diminishing tolerance for it. I do not like some of the choices Snyder has made in “Absolute Batman” for non-political reasons — his preoccupation with turning the Joker into a supernatural monster is something I do not agree with. But I do not consider this book to be woke or left-wing propaganda. That said, I would not read “Absolute Superman” or “Absolute Martian Manhunter.”
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Fuck that’s a cool card. Thank god it’s a generic enough name that I won’t have to use that printing soon enough
i'm in LOVE with the design on this red 'counterspell' #magicthegathering
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Rare for me to say it but Jimmy Wong is 100% correct here, no disagreement
A tragedy. Everyone should go see this movie, it’s a masterpiece of animation.
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I've gained so much more respect for the banana these past couple of years because of how it proves itself everytime someone tries to dunk on it. Banana > AI Art
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Man, feels so good to draw lands and spells. We don’t appreciate it enough.
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hellworld
how are you supposed to explain that the Deptartment of Education is posting nods to alt-right pedophilic gender-swapping fanfic without sounding like an insane person
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My oil painting of an Uncrustable and Nintendo Switch joy-con
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Even the men these dudes have the computer make for them are unfuckable lmao
🚨 DATING APP EXPERIMENT 🚨 We put 6’3” Terra Chad up against an overweight woman in NYC for 24 hours. Terra Chad: 340 likes Her: 677 likes She literally DOUBLED a 6’3” attractive guy. Read that again. One of the biggest misconceptions in modern dating is that Chad is playing on easy mode. He is. But Women are playing a completely different video game…
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The Plan? Create various cubes with nothing but absolutely unplayable bulk and then charge $75 a person to participate in a "multi-course draft night to experience the pinnacle of card design"
Yknow how there's those insanely stupid "high end elevated" restaurants whose sole purpose is to just serve bullshit to pretentious snobs? What if we took that concept...and applied to a local game store
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“Every comp format is balanced”
Half of YouTube videos about Magic the Gathering are people complaining about Magic at an elemental level. We are the best TCG ever created, every competitive format is balanced, best draft format in a while and you are dooming?! Game is fantastic!
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this book series catches so many strays for being the only semi-readable entry into a genre that is so unbelievably devoid of anything noteworthy. If you think Dungeon Carl is Not Great but its like fucking Kafka compared to the rest of its contemporaries
My coworkers saying Dungeon Crawler Carl is their favorite series
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All of these are very playable in casual. However I think that they will be MASSIVE traps for like 80+ percent of casual commander players.
I didn't expect Star Trek to be a turning point for red in Commander, but here we are! These cards are exciting, powerful, and feel very red!
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Fucktoys actually "released" last year, but if it shows up in a local theatre you should go see it.
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go woke go highest grossing R rated film of all time
‘THE ODYSSEY’ will end its theatrical run by earning $1.8B globally. The highest grossing R rated film of all time.
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My mental illness also manifests as James Spader talking to me
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Editing is a creative decision you leech
Just announced the CapCut plugin in ChatGPT onstage at the inaugural CapCut World conference in LA -- video editing done easily so you can spend more time on the creative decisions and moments that make your work unique.
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A nuke would be too kind a punishment for San Francisco
Every city has its own Halloween horrors, and in SF it is apparently AI usage limits.
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Final Results: Democrat: 75,000,000 Evil Fascist: 75,000,001 This guy's daughter: 1
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Saw the movie out in the burbs literally 20 minutes away from where he grew up and it was the same. Fucking brutal
Whole audience cheered here in Chicago 😭
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