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xyclical
@xyclical
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xyclical
@xyclical
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leaving milk and cookies out for the intruders
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xyclical
@xyclical
7h
showing up for my job at the field factory and there’s a whole factory there
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xyclical
@xyclical
7h
great job boys, all in a day’s work! where do we clock out? fuck
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xyclical
@xyclical
19h
trapeze bartender. he’s a bartender but he’s on a trapeze
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xyclical
@xyclical
Nov 4
showing up for my job at the factory factory and it’s just an empty field
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xyclical
@xyclical
Nov 4
where do we clock in? i guess we should build that part first
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xyclical
@xyclical
Nov 1
(josh hartnett voice) digger had a car accident
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xyclical
@xyclical
Nov 3
stupidest thing since diced bread
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Miserable Hog
@sadhog12
Nov 2
I am always the funniest person in the room. They may not know it, I may not show it, but it's always true
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xyclical
@xyclical
Nov 1
doing bitter sweet symphony at karaoke but i just spend six minutes singing the string part
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xyclical
@xyclical
Nov 1
(josh hartnett voice) digger had a car accident
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xyclical
@xyclical
Nov 1
i hate gay halloween what do you mean “i”? what’s this self you’re always blathering about? is this anything?
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meatwad
@burner9977
Oct 30
I’ve just decided to become the coolest guy of all time
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xyclical
@xyclical
Oct 30
(at my toddlers birthday) she’s two for an amazing reason
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xyclical
@xyclical
Oct 30
if it’s all the blame to you
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xyclical
@xyclical
Oct 24
quick, get in the x
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xyclical
@xyclical
Oct 22
i’m inventing a two player game where you take turns making each other miserable forever
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xyclical
@xyclical
Oct 22
thoughts are great because they’re just words in a good order
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xyclical
@xyclical
Oct 21
shooting my zoom meeting so the other people die
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xyclical
@xyclical
Oct 21
it’s just me and lance oppenheim against the world
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