wizards, dragons, jesters & monsters…i l will kiss em all

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desire for what??? you can’t guilt urself if u didn’t have incredibly strong feelings. if you didn’t actually take them seriously. you bum fucks keep telling urself it’s not a love triangle while he’s in her bed and maybe the voices will quiet down in ur head
Because that's not what this story is about and Galadriel would not give in to such a thing. It's just guilt about past desire. That's all.
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imagine if trop was free of mormonism & was prestige tv enough to handle haladriel with the complexity & boldness of loustat. haladriel with “i laid down with a man, I laid down with the devil & he has roots in me” energy that actually justified the guilt galadriel feels
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the writing of this show makes no fucking sense cause why is galadriel suffering from so much horny trauma and imagining Sauron in her bed UNLESS she’s already had a taste of him. how can she crave something she hasn’t already sampled? unless he’s been in her bed before?
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loustat we’re also divorced and louis was in a love triangle. the trop love triangle situation will however fail, cause all parts of this triangle are sexless. they’ll never explore the eroticism of haladriel but also celedriel is an awkward sexless elf trad marriage so….
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こっちは仲悪し
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you put that celeborn/sauron yaoi bullshit on my tl and not only am i straight up blocking you but also putting a curse on ur bloodline so that everybody’s born cock eyed with 3 toes
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yet another way to write gal out of the picture. y’all with ship 2 males if they were fungi
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#avallach #cirilla #Witcher3 发晚了……
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vampire banquet🦇
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vampire + bride
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the reason these “mass effect likes” will never take off is cause there’s not a single unique alien race in sight. just conventionally attractive humans in group. if i wanted human companions against a mindless faceless alien race I’d go play a shooter
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Ur blatantly just not me nan
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galadriel is going to be used as a plot pawn to bring celeborn in talks with sauron. just like she was used to bridge adar and sauron’s plot. she’s going to be nothing more than a narrative device while they fuckass npc husband gets to confront him about the one ring. just watch
I still don't get the sense gal is going toe to toe with sauron at all. rather than uplifting gal as his chief adversary, it feels like she's still being dragged back and forth like in s2. this is exacerbated by the "triangle" framing and the husband's undercooked, premature entrance.
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how do i know this? trailer is identical to s2. gal is doing a lot of running around while celeborn stands in the saurons lair having the important conversations. her relevance will remain to plot B aka freeing celeborn in the side quest with the orc. the interviews tell a loy
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it's not the same
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