I did another thing! 🎉 My first talk (EVER!!) about #Kubernetes CronJobs in Production @lyft was accepted for #KubeCon + #CloudNativeCon North America 2020! Excited for this experience and looking forward to seeing y'all there! sched.co/ekDF

welcome to the season of unsubscribing from brand emails you had no idea had your email until their once annual happy holidays email lands in your inbox to all those that celebrate

nothing more anxiety inducing than an auto-flushing toilet that is a little trigger happy

mailing a letter is weird like you’re telling me i put this sticker on a piece of paper drop it off in this blue metal box someone bolted into a sidewalk like i’m some clandestine cia agent and walk away and suddenly a few days later it arrives thousands of miles away like what

the 'lactose intolerance' tax is too damn high

should be at the beach

air fry all the things

the feeling of content-ness with your living space and not having/wanting to move is such an underrated feeling. like anxiety about “what am i gonna do with this when i move” or settling for less because “it’s only for a year” just completely goes away

companies continuing to send me paper mail after i’ve opt-ed out is the reason i have trust issues

as everyone is announcing their new jobs and titles, i am proud to announce to the world that i am no longer on my parents’ family phone plan

coming to terms with the fact that my favorite store at the local mall is crate and barrel

App Store app release notes only saying “bug fixes and performance improvements” should be illegal

just want to curl up on the couch with a comfy blanket with a warm cup of coffee, light a candle, and watch the rainstorm but instead i have to “gather requirements from key stakeholders” and “size impact” smh

kinda f’ed up the way the word “recharge” has been normalized to refer to time spent not working at a job. only thing that should need recharging is your wallet to sustain the type of life you want to live lol

this has been a good weekend for Michigan football team*s* ☺️