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pokémon, jiu jitsu, ISOxo, horror movies, music, yearning & intrusive thoughts. burner adjacent. 1% evil 99% hot gas ☻

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Joined February 2010
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I am fucking crying
Lasko (@laskothefangod) profile pictureLasko@laskothefangod6 Aug 2024
Replying to @yapdoss @hoesaintlaurel
🦅⚡️yapdos⚡️🦅
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The I voted stickers stay on during sex Sleep well to all who voted blue tn💙🫱🏽‍🫲🏼
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Я (@LJJM__) profile picture
Я@LJJM__Nov 2
Voted blue in California
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I don’t do this often but oomf posted his pretty ass dick on the timeline good for you oomf
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I wish I wasn’t attracted to men bc u guys are all whores and I don’t trust you
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tytacobell (@tytacobell) profile picture
tytacobell@tytacobell7h
How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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just got my 3rd abortion today after voting blue, now i'm going home to my interracial immigrant polycule
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maybe having 5 drinks at the networking event w my boss wasn’t the best idea
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nothing happened I just need to not do that
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me to that dude who owes my friend $220 and left me his passport as collateral and I still have it
Debbie Downer (@ANGELBABYBITTY) profile pictureDebbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTY8h
ok… did our 2 day bender mean nothing to you?
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ok… did our 2 day bender mean nothing to you?
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is there anything more humbling than having a crush. it’s like ya there’s this dude and I am thinking about him all the time
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almost 2 hours into working out if anyone cares
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got off work all I have to do is go to pilates, pick up a jacket, lift for a bit, pick up my adderal, make dinner, clean my room…
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stop dming me without paying the fee
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jainormis (@jainormis) profile picture
jainormis
@jainormisNov 2
the “I Voted” sticker stays ON during sex
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losing braincells replying to dms
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idk what it is but I feel obligated to respond to every dm/text right when I get it and it stresses me tf out
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my phone was def listening during this business mixer I was at last night bc now i’m getting ads for a bunch of networking events
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can I sleep on someone’s couch In la this saturday hehe
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