I'm actually the ceo of a very large tech company. I really hope no cute Chinese spies slide into my dms.
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Going to the doctor in Minnesota must be like: "ooh-ee ooh-ah-ah ting tang walla-walla bing bang, ooh-ee ooh-ah-ah ting tang walla-walla bing bang."
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Surprised how well the market was taking the mid terms yesterday, now let me just check my portfolio today.
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Skit where a give a homeless guy a fake winning lottery ticket and I go inside the gas station and he is holding them up at gun point
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