@ybtone

Angry Orange Man of Mystery

Joined November 2010
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bao@theonlytruecelOct 21
picking up your pace to run in front of a woman so she doesn’t feel like a creepy man is running behind her but then you see yourself on a tiktok with 400k likes
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Sam Tripoli
@samtripoliOct 14
I pray that Carrot Top makes a full recovery!
New York Post
@nypostOct 14
Kathy Griffin rips Shane Gillis as a ‘hack’ after controversial ‘SNL’ monologue: ‘Looks like he can’t get laid’ trib.al/vyCshGC
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#Giants okay, so maybe not my favorite game but Arvell Reese is my guy.
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#Giants should be ashamed. Fucking Cardinals looking like the 1990 Bills offense against one of those vibrating football game defenses. LOL just ass.
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Hypocrisy!!!
Maria Elizabeth Hakura-Swinson@MariaSwinsonSep 23
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US Meme Corp
@USMemeCorpSep 17
New meme format. Credit to whoever filmed this at Target — found via @xosweetbella.
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I need MORRRRREE
G-Block 🅱️aby
@motionsznnSep 15
The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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For the “I hate all men!” crew out there. It wasn’t a man taking away your voice and agency, it was one of your own.
GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE
@GOP_is_GutlessSep 11
🚨 BREAKING: Colorado DNA analyst Yvonne “Missy” Woods sentenced to 10 years after deleting male DNA in 32 rape cases — then reporting none was found. She spent 29 years as CBI’s star expert. Investigators now say 1,045 of her cases are tainted. Over 400 were sexual assaults. One murder conviction already tossed. An intern caught her. Concerns were raised more than a decade earlier. She kept testing rape kits anyway. In court, supporters packed the room. Victims shouted “LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!” as she was cuffed and led out. Colorado is now retesting more than 1,000 cases. Prosecutors already cut plea deals in three murder cases rather than risk her work in front of a jury. #Colorado #DNAScandal #JusticeDenied #CBI #SexualAssault
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This made me laugh so hard I was crying and my abs hurt. The comments too.
Triumph® ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴsᴜʟᴛ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴅᴏɢ™ Headquarters💩
@TriumphICDHQSep 8
I am truly humbled by the results of my list.
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90s WWE
@90sWWEJun 19
ALL BY MYSELF!
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And he hang on the rim. Love this pooch.
NBA
@NBAJan 21
Scooby with the 360 dunk in Denver!
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My dream
GirlBossVibes 🌙
@GirlBossVibessJan 15
Un nuevo estudio ha demostrado que los mapaches están mostrando signos tempranos de domesticación.
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Love these
Gabriele Corno
@Gabriele_CornoJan 8
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you….
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I laughed so hard. Goofy little angel!
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I want several, enough to train to conduct mischief with me.
Nature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATUREJan 6
Raccoons actively domesticating themselves is something I could talk about forever.
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Fuck, god bless this dude.
internet hall of fame
@InternetH0F17 Dec 2025
A Detroit father is going viral after stepping in to help a 6-year-old girl found walking alone in the freezing cold on her way to school
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Repost to help me make my first Pro Bowl. Thanks for the support! #ProBowlVote @allforgod_55
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Same #DickVanDyke is a legend.
Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien14 Dec 2025
Happy 100th birthday to #DickVanDyke! As Robert Petrie and Bert you were my earliest childhood exemplar of elastic, joyous silliness and I celebrate you with the rest of the world. @iammrvandy
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This Sunday at @TheComedyStore in LA. A great lineup benefiting Best Buddies. Grab your tickets - showclix.com/event/best-budd…
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But yeah, white racism is soooo outta control 🤣🤡
Pop Feed
@wildfreakouts16 Oct 2025
White guy gets beat up for NOT being racist
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