Damo

Righto Australia, I’m running for Prime Minister. First policy: No tax on beer and smokes. Second policy: 4 day working week. What should be my third policy, legends? 🇦🇺

GTA VI is a little over two weeks away from release. Should I have my resignation in today, or wait a little bit longer? 😂 #GTAVI

Ahhhh shit. Here we go again… bitcoin:native doomping.

I ain’t gonna lie, I do like to get political when I feel the need to. And although the Learjet tragedy happened in America, I’m saying my piece. Nine humans are dead with a cause still unknown. Yet the moment these pathetic incels heard a woman’s voice, they started screaming DEI and cracking jokes. That crew was fighting for their lives while you were fighting for likes. You’re not edgy. You’re fucking vermin. RIP to all who died. I’ll hold a beer up for you today.

Man I find it fucking crazy Americans are saying that Learjet crash was a guided missile. What goes through people’s fucking heads sometimes?

Who’s getting fucked by the RBA tomorrow? DAMO IS!

How do mfers get so many followers on X these days?

If you say “just one quick job” to a tradie after midday on a Friday, you’re not asking a question. You’re fucking declaring war.

Halloween tomorrow. Folks are dressing up as the usual shit. I think I’ll stick to going as a tradie with a fucked back and a beer in my hand.

Ahhh shit. Here we go again. Binance has been hacked. Hopefully funds are SAFU.

This’ll be me when I’m 92.

There’s one thing I look forward to every day, and that’s my #ChickenCrimpy. And Gaz has got his fat fucking fingers all orange thinking I wouldn’t find out. Never swipe a blokes snack.

What a fucking crazy last coupl’a fucking weeks. Moved into a new home, kids are nuts, my portfolio’s been smashed, and my back is shattered. Gonna try take it easy on site today. Hope everyone has a great day. Daddy Damo’s back 🤙🏼

Hey all. Daddy Damo is taking a hiatus for a little. Working hard, moving homes, cooking up ideas. Hope everyone is having a stellar week and I’ll see ya’ll soon.

People ask me why I always do the same photo angle. I just say I’m like Ariana Grande and have my good side on display at all times. Got a bit over grass, decided to fish instead. Enjoy your Sunday everyone.

420 followers (wheezes with laughter 😂🔥💯). Bring on 500, then 1000. Absolutely smoking goals.

Good luck to the Ledger hackers! There’s fuck all funds in there for them to steal 😂

Friday arvo, tools down, beers up 🍻 Massive thanks to all the legends backing me. Means more than ya bloody know. Gaz and I are off to make some questionable decisions at the pub. Have a ripper weekend everyone.