Dissident chic. Wife. Mother of DD, A, B, & 4. Historian. 💍@arthur_ber84872 I love Jesus Christ & “dad” jokes. Writing a book series no one will read.

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Joined April 2023
My account is now just Malfoid shaped wifejaks and teen movie edits.
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“Now this one here’s special… redwood, 18 inches, unyielding, and the core… chupacabra fang. This baby’s illegal to sell in 15 states… luckily you’re in Texas”
American Wand Shops would be inside gun stores, you just tell them a passcode and they make you walk through some magical wall in the back to see their arsenal
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Happy 30 days of yearning #malfoid
🤖 Made with AI
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The best thing you can do when you enter a relationship with another person is make the active decision to choose them everyday no matter what. Once you guys do that the relationship can never be a burden. You have to do away with the “if”s and “but”s.
This is the way you talk about an Iphone, not the person you are supposed to love food goodness sakes. Our culture has steralized and divorced marriage from all of its natural ends. And now we treat each other like commodities We should all reject this way of thinking
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Bullshit
Francis Fukuyama: "The lack of a strong national musical tradition contributes to the weakness of American national identity."
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Michael Welch deserved awards for how well he channeled his inner RDA.
Replying to @samismymuse
The Jack O'Neill alphabet #stargate 13/13
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The Jack O'Neill alphabet #stargate 1/13
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Being a dad is two thoughts, 9 minutes apart. 7:40am, watching them eat cereal: "These kids are perfect. How did something this good come from me?" 7:49am: "Why does NOBODY in this house listen? Who raised these animals? I'd like a word with their father." I am their father.
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I watched the whole series. It goes on too long, the finale is rushed, & I think it undersells the best part of the set-up. But there is a decent story buried under its flaws, the idea of finding your way back to the person you love & becoming worthy of them along the way.
I’m watching Drop Dead Diva, & for all its flaws, there’s something interesting about the set-up. Deb dies and her soul hijacks Jane’s body. What she becomes isn’t quite Deb, but isn’t quite Jane either. In Jane’s body, she works with Deb’s fiancé, but he doesn’t know who she is.
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I wouldn’t recommend the show. The case of the week plots are absurd, & way more trans plots than I expected for a show that aired during Obama’s first term. But, the primary story would be an awesome standalone movie or book.
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A better story would be Luna & Ron. His personality is shaped by rash judgments & hoping to find his mark outside the shadow of brothers & Harry. Luna sees the extraordinary in everything, & considers multiple possibilities.
If you want to hook Harry Potter up with a blonde for a more "logical" romantic ending there's no particular need to give Draco a sex change. Luna > Malfoid.
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Eden Berk retweeted
we regretfully announce the AI slop’s tune is in fact a banger
I came to realize people liked the french #slopcore without having the lyrics 😅 sorry! So here is a version with english subtitles!
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I haven’t made ham & cheese muffins in years.
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Malfoid: Become Muggle
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This is my Malfoid art . There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Malfoid art is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
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Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Mean Girls 10 Things I Hate About You (ensemble) 10 Things I Hate About You She’s All That Drive Me Crazy Clueless Empire Records Empire Records stills x6 Overboard It’s a Boy Girl Thing x3 French Kiss Cheaper by the Dozen Just My Luck
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This all started with my imprinting Malfoid on a Lindsay Lohan film, so I figured I should finally get around to recreating one of my favorite movies with LL.
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This would have been a way more compelling love story if Jane wasn’t fat. And you can’t tell me I’m wrong because even the writers couldn’t bring themselves to make the fiancé fall for Deb in Jane’s body.
I’m watching Drop Dead Diva, & for all its flaws, there’s something interesting about the set-up. Deb dies and her soul hijacks Jane’s body. What she becomes isn’t quite Deb, but isn’t quite Jane either. In Jane’s body, she works with Deb’s fiancé, but he doesn’t know who she is.
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I think I’m just waiting for Jane to tell the fiancé that she’s actually Deb before I stop watching, just to see exactly how they make him react.
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