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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz5h

You're not allowed to date a spy. You're not allowed to date a coworker. So how are you supposed to meet the love of your life?? By sneezing at the exact same time and saying "Jinx"???

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Patrick Doran@lunch_enjoyer23h

Sometimes you see a guy at the grocery store and it’s like… dude, he is not taking this seriously at all

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Mohamed@MoeTheSudaniNov 10

I can’t laugh because I’m actually not an idioms guy so this would be me too if I tried. Having said that, the “don’t meet your heroes” riff is generational. Tears.

Candace Owens Trying to Read (Parody)

@candaceReading1Nov 9

Botched idioms and malapropisms pt 2

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@ratlimitNov 10

All of a sudden, I found myself touching precisely that: myself.

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Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️

@dogeofficialceoNov 10

My wife just asked how my day was. Nice try, Beijing.

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🖤Dark!Rey stan❤️@audreyfan4everNov 9

Adam’s audition for “girIs”

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@reverendmoneyNov 6

Being improper and unprofessional >>

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I recommend doing difficult things to exercise your willpower.

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It is What It is™@indamix_saanNov 3

I Be In Restaurants Eating alone Crackn tf Up at shit Like I’m on a Date

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dr.deadbeat daughter@dildoswagginszNov 3

I think my dad and I were coworkers in a past life

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Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen

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Big Beautiful Woman@yippingyapping5 Oct 2024

when a guy says “my pleasure” to me im like okay wait… am i in an erotica right now?

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Mr.Carter@dexteristwistedNov 2

Them: You made your bed now lay in it Me: Ok this is literally my favorite thing to do

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Ara@lefilmaraOct 30

Zoe kravitz’s costumes in the new film she’s shooting are incredible. Fabulous.

Image from Ara (@lefilmara)

Image from Ara (@lefilmara)

Image from Ara (@lefilmara)

Image from Ara (@lefilmara)

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.@Dboysback65Oct 30

I remember a woman gave me head in a jacuzzi I still think she was the dumbest woman I ever dealt with 😭

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tripplequestionmark.@14152651sS3xyOct 30

the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.

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Von@vonbgoneOct 27

I be ready for dinner soon as i open my eyes in morning

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lacey@emomommieOct 27

why are your balls in My court

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Kip Conlon@kipconlonOct 25

Not sure what “deliberately obtuse” means but I don’t think I am being it.

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Joey Garcia@NotJosephGarciaOct 24

Say what you will about cheaters, at least they received a great deal of sexual pleasure.

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