I got zero bitches and I don't eat cheddar.. I don't know, I'm just happy I got friends. Host of Rowan Reviews Visual Artist He/Him

Milf Town, USA
Joined July 2017
"Greening out" but it's just me eating an ungodly amount of green beans
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Help me find these 2 promos
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Headbutt a fucking knife
Replying to @hugeflarkinnerd
Is this confirmed by Pokemon?
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Just flexing this minty Gengar prime I just got in today #gengar
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Remember me
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Couldn't find any packs but we still had to celebrate. Dug in the vintage trunk and ended the night with a banger #Pokemon30thAnniversary
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0423. [ variant : east sea ]
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Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness Officially Coming to Nintendo Switch in March 2026! #Pokemon #NintendoSwitch
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Damn these circles do be ever decreasing
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Imagine being such a chud you write fanfics at failing to groom young adults
*sees beautiful 19 year old woman at coffee shop* *approaches her immediately* me: you look like my next mistake 19yo: omg what? me: you heard me 19yo: you’re saying i look like a mistake? that’s insulting me: you’re right, it would be under normal circumstances, but you’re wrong. because the last mistake i made was dating a beautiful woman, so because i’m saying you’re my next mistake i’m actually saying you’re beautiful 19 yo *blushing*: omg thank you that’s so sweet. what’s your name? me: sammy breakfast 19 yo: do you want my instagram? me: heh.. i’m a bit more… old fashioned lol. i was going to ask for your number. i can change with the times though, here’s my instagram *types in my instagram handle in her ig search bar* 19 yo: wow i think ive seen some of your videos before me: doesn’t surprise me 19 yo: what do you do for work? me: i’m a software engineer 19 yo: that’s awesome, so you must write a lot of code huh? me: someone’s out of touch lol 19 yo *confused*: what do you mean? me: i haven’t written code in 3 years. i have chat gpt do it for me. why should i waste my time when i can have ai do the work for me? clearly you don’t see where the future is heading lol 19 yo: tbh i guess i just don’t know much about it me: if you don’t know how important ai is going to be in the next 3 years, i guess i don’t know much about our future *i turn around and walk away* are women these days all like this?
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Listening to this tipper album and each track is a wave of nostalgia and memories. The best times with my favorite people. Feels like I'm listening to the soundtrack of my mid 20s
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London is always on point with these 🎯
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
There are Muslims and immigrants in the Epstein files: x.com/mikitaposts/st… iranintl.com/en/202602033927 x.com/Ashen_654321/s… And Elon himself is an immigrant.
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i bought the american football house & turned it into an ai datacenter
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「ガチアクタ」18巻 2月17日(火)発売です。 🚯👁️‍🗨️ #ガチアクタ  #GACHIAKUTA
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Paris, Texas (1984) Dir: Wim Wenders
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JUST IN: Future has collected 4 out of the 7 Chaos Emeralds, reasons unknown.
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#ガチアクタ #GACHIAKUTA 22話レイアウトゥ お疲れな表情も可愛いね!お気に入りのひとつ!!
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If I don't see Yxngxr1 in 2026 I'll die
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rip david lynch it shouldve been quentin tarantino
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