@yoSoNon

i be talkin shit like i ain't scared to lose a fist fight

 Chicago, IL
Joined January 2019
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oh i'm king of the trees i'm the treemeister #ApexLegends store.playstation.com/#!/tid…
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Román@Zmei_Hhsss9h
nostalgia is like alcohol. in small dosages if makes you feel alive. in large dosages, you are riding an e-scooter back to your flat while eating a shawarma then the shawarma is lost to the wind and you're bouncing on the cement like a deflated basketball
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Andy Malafarina@andymalafarinaOct 25
Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
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@sadngkidOct 23
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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Giroux
@PeakyGirouxOct 25
Grand Theft Auto has never been so back
T5G
@Top5GamingxOct 24
Fox News anchors slam Grand Theft Auto 6 for its violence, saying when you're 40 you shouldn't play violent video games, and even claiming you can play them on refrigerators and calculators. "It's just crime, anarchy, debauchery on the streets of Miami. And hookers."
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 23
Bears players Kyler Gordon and Colston Loveland dropped a pizza review after last night’s win We cannot confirm or deny if they were trolling any Patriots fans that do pizza reviews
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Slavko Bekovic@SBekovicOct 23
D’andre Swift did NOT have faith in that late FG 😂
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jack
@jack_bfrOct 22
Leaving work today knowing I have Caleb Williams on my TV in 3 hours:
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olu goku 🇬🇭@Prix_dgeekOct 21
slut shaming? no im a slut encourager, take your tits out and show me how much of a slut you are
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Rory McCarthy@roryisconfusedOct 22
As a grown man I no longer have ‘nightmares’, where I’m scared by something, but rather ‘sadmares’, which cause me to wake up filled with an incredible and inexorable sense of melancholy and loss
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Sofia Coppium@indianloonieOct 22
Dishonored 2 is so crazy lol. Sam Rockwell and Pedro Pascal as side villains. Vincent D'onofrio monologuing over the city every mission. Penguin from Gotham gives you powers
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Ya Boy Big Nel@TheeNelDogOct 20
Norm Macdonald describing why he loves to gamble is really quite profound.
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nathan fielder
@nathanfielder13 Oct 2013
whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going.
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🍵Yo Soy Elly🍵@snacks_fruity2Oct 19
Good morning
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LB@lnbshrOct 17
Just watched You Can See Everything
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imo bishop roden@gaporwaveOct 17
There was a part in You Can See Everything where everyone in our packed theater did this
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mel 🫀☁️@melodaysongOct 15
getting absolutely wrecked by this today
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joe 🌍🏗️@josephgfrancis_Oct 14
lmao "I really don't want to sound like Marx. It's just, I'm looking at the data"
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jacob
@jxcxbrxssOct 15
Man not to lib out on the timeline but this is really really good framing
Team Talarico
@TeamTalaricoHQOct 15
.@JamesTalarico: I want to get back to the kind of capitalism we had in the middle of the 20th century in this country. I want competition, but it’s got to be fair competition. We’ve got to take on these monopolies, this consolidation, because again it’s fundamentally anti-capitalist. Right now, our tax system literally taxes work more than it taxes wealth. I’m advocating for a return to original capitalist principles where we actually reward work instead of wealth—an economy that creates fewer trillionaires and more millionaires.
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Hannah
@Spanish_TechnoOct 12
King of keeping up comedically
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sexpert@sahib14384912Oct 14
FIRST 40 MINUTES OF PRIMETIME: oh yea u wanted to fuck kids you sick fuck well guess what buddy ur on TV now and we will do you how our brave troops are gonna do osama bin laden you pedophile fucking ass wipe piece of motherfucking fuck shit trash LAST HOUR OF PRIMETIME:
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