yourboyphen (@yourboyphen) profile picture
Joined February 2026
Neat.
A Muslim burned the almost 1000 year old bones of Saint Nicholas, Santa Claus.
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walking in behind @Eli_Doubletap and @Savysummer at the function and security had me calling for them to let me in 😭😂 bro said “no way this guy with yall”
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I still got no idea wtf I’m going btw.
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They got hoes out here going to orgys tryna tell you what being “Christ like” is lol
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Haven’t been to the gym in like 10 days from workload and traveling. Must retain the dog n me starting today
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AND TO TOP IT OFF. We tied (or debatably beat) a black dude in a door race
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Here’s my 16.54 with 2 misses
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YOUR BOY KILLED THE M1 Carbine Lap time thingy (bottom right). Actually was really fun. Can’t wait for the next one
Range day was a success 🤙🏻 Thank you to everyone who came out! Brando and I started this a couple years ago hoping that all of our friends could meet each other, network, and be successful together. I couldn’t be happier with all the new friends I made. Love you guys.
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Yall remember when I pissed my hoodie in the uber? If you were at the @UnsubscribeCast show last year you might know
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yourboyphen retweeted
Well, today is the big day. No matter what happens, I just want to thank all of you for an amazing journey. Friends, family, staff, you have all been incredible, and it has truly been my honor to be the Republican nominee for TX-23. What happens now is in God’s hands, I just want to thank you for the wildest ride of my life ❤️🇺🇸
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Name a better pair of house elf
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yourboyphen retweeted
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Yeah feel that. I’m glad I had a Europe run as a teenager, but even then it was sus with pick pockets and scams. Wouldn’t go back now. Japan though 👌🏻🙏
I really don’t have much inclination to leave this country anymore. However, I do think I would make an exception for Japan. I think it would be a fun trip.
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Tired as hell, buried in work, genuinely played for these problems lol 🤍
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Send stuff
We will be filming a PO Box opening video for Christmas so if you guys have gifts make sure to send them in before Dec 1st 🙏
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