in my day being wasian meant u were hot & could turn any undergrad paper into some shit about cultural identity. I wrote a random paper re: the significance of calling cards in the Filipino diaspora. My prof thought I was a genius. We later did hook up sorry to say. That’s life..

work trip to calgary, per diem paid steak frites in hotel bed. pretending I’m a #girlboss instead of middle mgmt university administrator. do u guys remember when mad cow disease in Alberta beef shook the nation

Do you think this would work on a dad that moved to Thailand in 2003 to “teach english” and then never spoke to me again. Hypothetically

imagine you fall in love then you discover he posts fit checks on tiktok

why are you trying to sell me to me

need someone to force me into uncomfortable social situations like those swim teachers that throw babies into the deep end

I don’t like the looks of this labubu character. I will be 32 soon

not now sweetie mommy needs to push her boulder up a hill again

was just thinking maybe I faked my way into an adhd diagnosis and then I spotted this abandoned (mid-measurement?) project from last week

marseille is crazy everyone here is my type (ugly hot and rude)

trying!

is there an afterlife yes or no

took an ativan due to my fight or flight was activated by a temu ad

I like that rent and groceries are more expensive now because it has awaken my MK ultra sleeper agent grindset… now I wake up at 5am, dick in hand, ready to build my drop-shipping empire

a grocery store deli triangle sandwich can be so healing

multitude container

unquit cigs just for a minute.. life can be devastating. ciggie, not so much…

do you fw dilly bars yes or no