i can't believe all of you thought I was tall

tied the laces at the waist of my sweatpants and my happy trail got caught in the knot #Yup #ImHairy

me watching BBUK

🐶

asked oomf what his halloween costume was for and he replied "halloween" and I just think that's beautiful

my aunt is such a diva for painting this as a wedding gift to my parents

Sigmund Freud... Analyze this. Analyze this [this (this)].

I could watch 15 seasons (twenty two 45min episodes) of this

ranting about iphones to irl oomfs who couldn't care less at 2am

longer arms to grab underage straight boys with

Madonna would've been a guest on Ethan Klein's podcast if it existed during the Ray of Light era, but none of you are talking about it

Stuck where trade (our campain's DM) left me (the bus station)

trimmed the bush just to feel something

ni ningun good afternoon, ni ningun hello

this is like if I had two mothers and my one mother said a really nice thing about my other mother

just saw someone on tiktok start a Slayyyter discourse analysis by saying "In Yanis Varoufakis' book Technofeudalism, he states..." and I almost had an aneurysm

BAR QUEEEN... BAR QUEEEN

"i lob dis drink" and it's me drinking water 😭

it's not my place to talk about racism and I'll leave that conversation to people who are actually affected by it. it's not my hill to die on and it's definitely not worth costing me what I thought were meaningful relationships with people on here.

might go get some gyros, does anyone want anything?