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guy, shauni addict, the chosen one, merely a functionary, "Anywhere, Anytime", Balkan history and geopolitics Sic semper tyrannis p: @putkatapurdili

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Joined June 2021
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Hitlerโ€ฆ alive?
Stephen Miller is the new Chief of Staff.
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I'm really enjoying this cope to distract them from the fact that they got bent over backwards 3 days ago
New Yorkโ€™s partisan lean, relative to the rest of the country: 2012: ๐Ÿ”ตD+24.32 2014: ๐Ÿ”ตD+19.73 2016: ๐Ÿ”ตD+20.39 2018: ๐Ÿ”ตD+14.75 2020: ๐Ÿ”ตD+18.67 2022: ๐Ÿ”ตD+9.11 2024: ๐Ÿ”ตD+14.06 2026: ๐Ÿ”ตD+7.20 (provisional) Soon.
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What a horrible hill to die on, but I guess itโ€™s very emblematic of Hegsethโ€™s strategic choices.
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i mean this is clearly Elonโ€™s fault, no?
Space Twitter watching the Starship program get nuked because they wanted democrats in charge
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Why do so many people struggle with the reality that datacentres are currently loathed and the biggest reason for this is the haphazard and rushed way they were developed in the US. Theyโ€™ll be a political minefield for a bit!!
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โ€œsuper easyโ€ Yeah bro just like it would be super easy to get Hitler to not be antisemitic
Bad news is we lost senate seats that won't be winnable for six years. Gut wrenching. Here's the good news: in terms of electoral prospects, this is super easy to fix. Trivial, even: 1. End the tariffs now. If the Admin wants to make a case for a few targeted ones for bad actors, fine. But the broad tariffs must stop. 2. Either go balls to the wall on Iran to finish the regime, or pull out of the war. Do more limited stuff like "midnight hammer" if Iran tries to rebuild its nuclear program, but that's it. 3. Do not back off the stuff that IS going well, and a lot is. Crime at record lows. Border under control. ATF and 2nd Amendment Section doing great work. Government employment reduced. Etc. Do not learn the wrong lessons from what was an inflation-related election blowout and undermine the things that are working. 4. Finally, and this one may be the hardest for Trump: limit the stupid distractions.
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KILL ALL POLITICAL STREAMERS!
Angie Nixon is so fucking close. Chuck Schumer you are a piece of shit. Fuck you.
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Kal von Kalsewitz ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
What does this win mean for the European perspective? (A thread I suppose) Funnily enough, not much. It prevents a further short term collapse of America within world politicsโ€”or rather it mitigates itโ€”but all that was broken is still broken. When it comes to reliabilityโ€ฆ
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Kal von Kalsewitz ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
TBH, huge night for Ukraine. @ZelenskyyUa hang in there, we're coming.
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Kal von Kalsewitz ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
Marco Rubio will be punished for his sin of being spineless dog
Trump 'paralyzed' by fury as he hides in private residence and refuses to see anyone; Considers purging Susie Wiles and Marco Rubio โ€” Daily Mail
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Mysteriously, Elon has deleted his tweet urging people to vote for the GOP. Whatโ€™s the matter? You can still see it in quote tweets (see my next tweet)
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You're not an American. It is an American traditional value to vote, you ought to be deported!!!
NPCs be like โ€œvote!โ€
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bro you guys are just stupid and shit at administrating the country it isn't that complex
Want a really brutal midterm wakeup? Link in reply
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WAIT DONALD TRUMP DIDN'T SAVE WESTERN CIVILISATION? HEGSETH DIDN'T HELP EITHER Noooooooo... This is such a surprise ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
Iโ€™m pissed off at Republican corruption and incompetence because I committed social suicide to support right wing politics but too many elements of the right are consistently retarded, corrupt and incompetent If you ask people to commit social suicide you should at least commit to the highest standards of ethical and moral probity - no dodgy land deals with weird third world dictators, no crypto pump and dumps, no fucking Polymarket insider trading, no stock flipping For fuck sake The goal is to save Western civilization, preserve our history and culture and inheritance, nothing else should matter next to that.
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Kal von Kalsewitz ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
Total Sith Death
The Anakin edits might turn the tides of the midterms
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fuck you
Not to be a hater but some of y'all are a lil too libbed out today. Like this still is the democrats we're talking about ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I canโ€™t wait!
59% of Dems polled want a military coup to remove Trump 32% want a televised assassination
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If youโ€™re a republican and youโ€™re wondering why you lost. Take a look in the mirror and realise that you fucked it up, every single part. From the trade wars to the actual wars, you killed the economy and you should do the same to yourself.
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