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Sexy Scrooge

St Petersburg, FL
Joined August 2020
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Of course my mom sent this to me mid shroom peak
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Took a Valium to go to sleep & had a big adventure dream about @yungkritty
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Rewatching w Anya I stand by this
A threesome with Brienne of Tarth and Tyrion Lannister
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21 years ago, Crime Mob released ‘Stilettos, Pumps’ (2004)
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Bottom line point blank period I was so hot when I was sober
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if you really wanna honor Ozzy Osbourne in a way he would love beyond his music... please, enjoy a burrito in his memory. those who remember, know this for sure. the man loved a good burrito. 😭🌯 📸: from MTV's "The Osbournes"
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I miss throwing ass at the club cuz I was so good at it but I also spent the day baking cakes and frying chicken so the grass is kind of evenly green rn for me
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I literally remember where I was when I bit into my last snack wrap and soon I’ll remember the feeling
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Some people wake up mad because they dreamt their boyfriend cheated but I woke up mad because I dreamt he defrosted all the meat in the freezer at once
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After 30 years @FlaPanthers are the true example of patience, passion and perseverance. Bottom line hard work pays off. Whoever didn’t believe in the Panthers, I bet they do now. It’s no longer a dream. Live it, enjoy it, get off the chain and that’s how you make history, Dale!
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Just saying if I was on love island Alyssa and Anya would make sure America loved and respected me thru insta
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Holy shit I just won again
Holy shit I just won the Stanley cup
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couldn't help ourselves 🤭
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Mom didn’t know she could charge her weed pens and has been throwing them out half full 😭
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This is so me
Apparently my daughter feels like she'll "always be chasing the high" of a potato salad she had at a family friend's funeral 3 years ago
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will always goes down to insane promo hall of fame
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3yo niece loves asking for my jewelry “when I’m dead”
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