Sometimes when I eat and watch TV I forget to chew whole mouthfuls. You're impressed right?

Lentil paste. Peanut butter is more like lentil paste.

Peanut butter is bean paste. Right? That's weird.

Typical. instagram.com/p/BbS_gwjn74I/

Ah the sweet summer sounds of honky tonk guitar

I just heard a fog horn at night. I love the weird feeling I get when that happens.

I really enjoy designing chairs. This one is sticky and smells weird ! instagram.com/p/BScegdDj21R/

"It wasn't easy but you finally got my point " instagram.com/p/BSKpnNhDwNd/

I love my dog. My dogs breath can go to hell.

I was making plans with my grandmother and she said "we'll play it by ear" and I realized she meant "in case I die". She's 94 in 2 days .

I get the same look. (I saw this on reddit, not my cat)

I finally caught a snowflake on my tongue this year! Snowflakes come out of birds butts right?

A nice review for a Sunday that's becoming lazy Cassette Gods: AAA “Fruit” (Elestial Sound): cassettegods.blogspot.com/20…

I always thought that Ace of Base's All That She Wants was about having another child. I'm kinda blown away actually

#president instagram.com/p/BPgrlougsBG/

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I just found out every Leonard Cohen song is about farts

Fido Dido would make me interested in uncolas again. I can be swayed @7UP

This makes me happy