The Artist formerly known as Dave in Toledo

My kids are on spring break this week. This could go in a few very different directions! “Angels and ministers of grace defend us!”

So what’s the right or healthy thing to do when the best at what you do passes on? Is it step up your game and be the best you can be? I think so.

The one thing that Raya and the Last Dragon needed was a mid credit scene where Nick Fury shows up and recruits her. So good!

What would happen if they fought?

See how much cooler she is than me?

So my daughter plays Royal High on Roblox. This morning she said she wanted to make me a character. I told her to go right ahead. And this happened. Dava the Knava is so much cooler than her real world counterpart. I was honored!

WandaVision.... I really liked it. I thought it was beautiful!

If you play D&D 5e and you take the spell “Vicious Mockery” and you aren’t sure the best way to use it. Let me introduce you to my 8 year old daughter who used it so effectively against an NPC it actually hurt my feelings. Fart noises still hurt. #thisisyouattackingfartfartfart

Sooooo, I haven't performed at a Ren Faire in over a year now. That sounds like a long time. It feels longer. Come on herd immunity!

Sitting in my living room, listening to my kids back at their schooling after the snow day yesterday, I have realized how low I have now set the bar for joy.

Sooooooo; the kids have a snow day. That’s fine. But they’ve be schooling virtually, so all that means is status quo... but no structure! Help!

So, I watched Purple Rain on Sunday and it has been a minute. How did I not realize this was an Abbot & Costello homage until 2021? youtu.be/bpxkyTc9Z38 and youtu.be/xect030DfSQ see for yourself

Renaissance festivals are without a doubt a place where some people gather to escape reality while others... come to judge others who come to escape reality. What maketh thou so special in thy pocketed pantaloons?

If Batman’s villains can wear masks so can you! And wash your hands while you’re at it.

One of my dogs looks like a mini luck dragon. When he messes in the house or leaps on me when I’m sleeping I’m really glad he’s not a full sized luck dragon.

Is it funny that there are so many clowns in WandaVision or should we be like “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” Worried? It’ll help determine what I drink when I watch the next episode.

Performing at the Ren Faire is a lot like.... well... it’s more like... you know what, it’s kind of it’s own thing. Carry on.

Rewatching Babylon 5 on HBO Max. I am loving this again!

I am waaaaaaaaaay to late to jump on the Letterkenny bandwagon! I mean why didn’t someone REALLY tell me how funny it was. I blame the pandemic!